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LMFAO Michael: "was it my decision to be put in the have not room with Maddy? we were FORCED into a showmance!"

personally, I am a big fan of Michael insulting Chris and calling him stupid to his face, good setting yourself up for enemies & eviction diet jackson

Chris is saying when Hira takes himself down he is putting up Mike

did madeline just say she's 2% Jamaican...?

feeds are on.... Hira won POV, Brooke is crying, Jamar and minh-ly are kissing in front of Sheldon, Carol smashed her mouth in the comp picking up fish with her mouth, people are coughing up blood WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS COMP LMAO

on feeds rn Minh-Ly is "apologizing" to Madeline (I think that's the white girl) about having made a mean spirited joke in front of people, but the apologizing is just "this is what I meant, and you took it the wrong way." like minh-ly PLEASE just say sorry it's not that hard

at this point last season I already quit watching... this time? two cocky men in danger and minh-ly safe? girls alliance?

all I want out of this premiere is to know that Kyle isn't racist so I can actually stan him without fear (and that minh-ly isn't first boot)

lmfaoo dane talking to kailyn about how he hates how bbcan does so many game-ruining twists (talking about how cory got a bad start) compared to bbus and production tells him to shut up “I fucking caught on to you guys”

not miss broken foot wendy... pulling a whole ass boat

maybe adam coming after the ladies will unite them and we could see a strong girl team and adam leaves next week???

vote cory to avenge whoever adam evicts