I just CANT STOP

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

iPad updated how do I get rid of the new ugly as fuck app icons I don’t like themmmmm I don’t CARE if it’s new and modern and shit they SUCK and I don’t like them

how do I get rid of the new EVERYTHING I don’t care if having new animations for when you toggle things looks cool I DONT NEED THEM AND I REALLYYY DONT WANT THEM

I don’t even remember letting it do that I could’ve sworn I had auto update set to off??? I never let my shit update unless I literally have to

iPad updated how do I get rid of the new ugly as fuck app icons I don’t like themmmmm I don’t CARE if it’s new and modern and shit they SUCK and I don’t like them

how do I get rid of the new EVERYTHING I don’t care if having new animations for when you toggle things looks cool I DONT NEED THEM AND I REALLYYY DONT WANT THEM

I LOVE MY OCS !! !! I LOVE OTHER PEOPLE'S OCS !! !! EVERYBODY GET MORE OCFUL NOW !! !!

ill be here all night with free frying pan whacks for anyone that needs it

let's ignore all our dms and set our status to offline together. we can be amazing digital hermits