✨ on my daughter's birthday ✨

If they show them kiss to a smooth jazz record one more time

you know you’re irrelevant when your comic is about the mall and you don’t even shop

its actually so funny bc brittany really is playing for second place any segment of her talking about getting michael out with someone is followed by a dr of her saying she wants to be final 2 with michael like....... u cant make this shit up

oh these kyle interviews are BAD

All of Kyle’s exit interviews are just regurgitated PR sound bites.

I’m gonna be so petty but I don’t really care. The way jasmine would fill in her brows would IRK me and I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with them again til finale night.

This show is so sick and twisted

Not Kyle claiming he didn't know about racism because he hasn't been to a bar

I love seeing kkkyles tears, it empowers me