I can has this odd thing...

My New Years resolution is to shut up

Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??!

such an aggressive tiny animal

Bunny gets what bunny wants

This is the most metal thing I’ve seen

What a hardcore bunny. - Aggi

one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination 

when was the last time i was infatuated with someone when will it happen again?? im bored everything is so boring

*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i cant hear shit

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

Think I said some of these things to Alex last year and I just hope she didn’t take them at face value! 

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between