Tempest In A Teacup

why don't straights understand that the sweet considerateness and tenderness of a first kiss starting with "can I kiss you?" far outweighs the 'passion' of someone just doing it without asking

Hearing Freddy’s voice come out of that guy’s mouth fucked me up the most JFC

Is like looking at the faces of the gods

No offense but... let's get mischievous and polyamorous

In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his DEATH certificate.

afad

ah to be a lush green marimo floating indifferently at the bottom of a murky lake

ACAB 🥰

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

wouldn’t the power imbalance play into that consent somewhat tho? you know considering how god treated the ones that wouldn’t do what he wants before? not to mention the age difference 🤔🤔🤔

Just breezing past the whole new information of ‘God yeeted angels out of heaven for human kink-shaming reasons’ thing are we

Folks in period stories are always like “I murdered my brother so I could be king.” I do not understand. You get to be rich and have servants and enjoy every perk of royalty and do whatever the FUCK you want and you’re like “actually I would like to have to work all the time and be blamed for everything and probably be murdered by the next schmuck who wants to be king” like I do not understand you at all!!! Eat some fresh fruit and have orgies, friend!!! What the fuck!!!

hiking? to get places? can’t relate

I hate hiking with people who want to reach destinations or travel a certain distance. I LOVE hiking with people who don’t mind stopping every thirty feet to look inside rotting logs or photograph spiders or identify salamanders. people who hike for exercise confuse and terrify me.

OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.

I joined an outdoors club in college and it fucking sucked because all anyone wanted to do was get to the top of the mountain as quickly as possible and only stopped to drink water and eat trail mix. It was awful.

Ideal hiking companions: botanists, entomologists, mycologists, people with asthma, children with ADHD, easily distractible dogs, people with great butts who walk slightly faster than I do

i cant believe i fell for that “look angry and upset and hope someone saves you” shit in high school! how boring! what an awful way to live! i want to be so warm that ppl are gently warmed when theyre around me

like a soup

like a soup

americans r so brainwashed about unions its scary

just to clarify theyre epic and capitalists would kill you for a single cent if they could