this is what you came for

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

you could spell it like horce

you know what, now that I think about it- how much behavioral differences between young boys and girls are completely manufactured? by that I mean, how many would exist without the concept of women being subordinate to men? do boys actually struggle to behave more in school or do they struggle with the amount of women in authority positions? I don't believe we're actually so different at a young age once you get down to it

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

give up on mindfulness and get into piercing instead

i have to give it to the tumblrinas. for years the facebook movie was a joke to me. mark zuckerberg yaoi? Who would even dream of such a thing. but no. you watch that fucking movie and like, they had a point. about the mark zuckerberg yaoi.