I like that all the leiutenants on the terror seem like they would be fairly easily lead into a pyramid scheme. alternate version of events where hickey gets them all trying to sell time shares in oahu and that's what makes crozier finally lose it
#crozier calling them to the wardroom and being like. 'now im not naming names. but it seems some among us are buying property in oahu#from i understand a caulkers mate called mr. hickey. now i want to be clear. mr. hickey does not have property in oahu to sell'#hodgson who has spent the equivalent of his prize money on the venture: sir he said--i have heard from the men--he has a cousin in oahu#with a vast seaside swath of property who is itching to sell#crozier: mr. hickey has no such cousin.#irving who has likewise spent an outrageous sum: sir--i have heard from the men--mr hickeys cousin has a struggling parish which only needs#the guiding hand of a godly man--men--with a head for numbers to improve it. and--some of the men--have purchased this chapel. together.#crozier: mr. hickeys cousin has no such parish lieutenant irving i assure you. it seems mr hickey has very keenly judged#what would best persuade your men to invest in this venture.#little defeafed but hopeful: sir i have heard-from some of the men-mr hickeys cousin has a parcel of land ideal for grazing and riding horse#s. might that be possible captain#crozier vexed and utterly baffled: in what other way can i say that mr hickey does not have and has never had cousin in oahu#the terrorΒ (via @mortuarybeesβ)
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