this is what you came for

everything bad is his fault. i just need him to stop. he just needs to stop. i dont understand why hes doing this. theres some sort of terrible malevolent voice in his head that tells him to do these things. its like he lacks a conscience. hes like evil hes evil. he does horrible things for the love of the game. hasnt he done enough. doesnt he have enough. why is he still here on my screen in my life in my awareness. stop stop pls stop pls. please. oh my god like oh my god.

STOP tagging this us politics. this post is about fuckign. jensen ackles of homophobic television actor fame

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex

Don't jerk off in anger

my favorite detail in true detective s1 is that neither of them wear seatbelts. i assume this is because rust has a death wish and marty feels emasculated by safety regulations

ser arlan of pennytree kills two cops in broad daylight drunk as fuck bc he saw a homeless child in danger n it cemented me as ser arlan stan. he IS the man the myth the legend he IS the goat and the moment and the knight of the seven kingdoms and he will always be famous. he lived he remembered his vows he Fucked and he died. king shit

one million more kitties have been deployed to earth

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

as a feminist and fujoshi for heterosexuality, it is my belief that the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing a generation that the most interesting fictional m/f dynamic (and maybe even the one which is most respectful to women) is one where an interesting woman is fucking a boring and skittish baby man who is obsessed with her as a concept. and they’ll say she’s pegging him but what they mean is that she orders for him in restaurants and maybe, like, wears winged eyeliner. you aren’t even actually letting this fictional woman dominate this fictional man you’re just gesturing at the idea because you have misogynistic ideas around “active” vs “passive” sexual roles and what they say about a person’s moral behavior. how are we meant to get out of this patriarchy if you can’t even envision that woman from your shows having fulfilling sex with someone she is attracted to.

when the top is scared of the bottom

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr