Mads

RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE

Early retirement.  The best super power.

Loose grasp of punctuality

Being spoopy

Apparent invisibility while in a room.

EXPLODE IN A FIERY BURST OF AMAZINGNESS  … that yields the answer to life, the universe and everything. ;)

Scaring strange little red faced pilots.

Being able to find my cat from anywhere in the world. Or comicbooks. Or both.

Literally just being annoyed

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

what the fuck is a chip cob?

Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?

The wrong name for a chip cob

I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is

do you even vape bro?

hey that's me :)

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies