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So my fellow humans, I forget, which of these "papers" are "monies"?

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I love going to visit the Earth and seeing all the humans in their little enclosure. Just don't tap on the atmosphere, it freaks them out.

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Maybe humans haven't discovered alien life yet because alien life freaking hates them.

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Be real. The moon isn't made of cheese, or hollow, or a satellite from another planet to ensure humans can't leave Earth and muck up another planet beyond repair until the entire solar system withers away. .......that's definitely not what's going on.

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How important is sunscreen on Earth? Hypothetically would an alien from Neptune need to put some on? Asking for a friend.

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Please petition NASA with me to stop sending rovers to Mars. We They are running out of parking spots.

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What exactly is a meme? And is it contagious? Asking for a friend that is also a human.

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Maybe the reason aliens never want to talk to you people us is because you we can’t even decide the right way to say crayon?

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Maybe the people of Pluto don’t think Earth is a planet.

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