I AM NOT ALT LIT

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Part 2

explain/describe a pop song from 1990-2010 to someone who has never heard it before. 300 words or less.

title it like this: ‘an explanation of nsync’s bye bye bye’ by BOBBI BAE WRITER.

i’ll post the best ones, may edit them some. include a bio and relevant links.

go go go submit here

the perfect doughnut experience?? make it ‘good’

chocolate, glazed, with sprinkles, without, whatev.

150 words or less or a macro. include title & yr name

winners (i.e. published) get a random PDF from my computer

i’m awakey, nakey and listening to Drakey

if birds are so smart why aren’t they rich

today in kentucky i used a bidet at an asian fusion restaurant and a port-a-potty at a skatepark

woke up with my toes getting licked by a dog who’s half coyote on a pullout couch in nashville

have you ever fainted during std screening while listening to ‘timber’ by pitbull ft. kesha?

didn’t know steve roggenbuck had a poetry podcast, or maybe i had forgotten abt it, here it is

i’ve been reading ‘tollbooth’ by bud smith, it moves like lightning, i didn’t quite get the part about the boat, howev

more stuff i didn’t know, a noah cicero poetry collection, i’m so behind

someone recently told me about oliver mol, then i saw him on twitter, he’s australian, he just did an american book tour or something, his twitter is good

tell ‘i cant stop thinking abt diet coke’ how to define status update lit

azealia banks 3am routine

what abt miranda july’s new book? 

will you read amelia gray’s new book? 

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the stuff from the past 3-4 wks abt alt lit has been rlly shocking for me b/c of this fact—i don’t know you, i only know you by yr names

naturally there’s a disconnect, b/c of the form, the medium