pretty boy, consumed by death

wow okay another fork found in the kitchen. i keep finding them here!!

let it be known i never delete posts out of shame

i have never gotten gay off that tequila and i don’t appreciate you insinuating otherwise

i have killed 8 more men than you

calling every new hockey show “straight heated rivalry” out of spite

i check my email more than any bitch with games on their phone should

“poor mac! save him from evil dennis!” idk what to tell yall other than mac is a fucking freak and he loves this shit

three ao3 tabs open and a word document for an argumentative essay on binge drinking

i’ve heard people say misquotes could disappear and it wouldn’t have any negative effects on the environment and it would only be positive but have you thought about CEO of Bug Spray? what would CEO of Bug Spray have to live for if no one needed Bug Spray