Do the thing.

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today

DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG 

“Y’know, the indigenous species in Canada can be real aggressive, eh? So it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.” -blares airhorn at a goose- “Get fucked!”

Gymnastics

me trying to impress boys at the club

I’m impressed

I watched it like six times before I lost it.

I block people who have the same icon as me

update: attempted to block myself

I can see the Olsen twins drinking each other blood or like taking off their human skin at night

the voice crack makes up like 80% of why this makes me laugh

I can’t believe this is back

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

I!!!! Am!!!! Trying!!!! To!!!! Be!!!! The!!!! Best!!!! I!!!! Can!!!!! Be!!!!!! But!!!!!! Sometimes!!!!!!!! It!!!!!! Is!!!!!!! Very!!!!! Hard!!!!!!!