I can't believe that I am Danny DeVito

Everyone shut up, I’m trying to concentrate

Bonk

All cashiers are now required by royal decree to do their best Danny DeVito impression at all times

Bruce

The only coffee shop AU that matters is the one where Tony Stark was trying to order food until i traipsed in in a naked daze and started making out with him. I'm pretty sure that was an episode of the Iron Man cartoon, right

The site is down because I'm destroying that shitty webcomic ones and for all

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) is the greatest video game ever made

Hi everyone, I'm Patrick Stewart. I'll be taking the spot of Danny Devito tonight. No I'm not. I'm sorry, I lied to all of you just now. I'm not Patrick Stewart, I'm still Danny. God, I'm sorry about that.

On this day, the first of September 2014, Tumblr user Danny "The Iron Flame" DeVito was cruelly blocked on His very favorite social blogging platform by someone who hates fun and being a good person. If you would like to help Danny in this trying time, please bombard Chuck Palahniuk with letters demanding he rewrite The Fault in Our Stars from Danny Devito's perspective. Thank you for your consideration.

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