The confused girl on the block

sometimes my internet craps out and it looks like everyone is just reblogging pretty gradients

What fog are you talking about? I just see some normal roads at night here

basically i think some people are just pondering the orb for clout now

Well how else are they going to predict the weather? By controlling it? That gets old quick

Woman murders man in broad daylight

Always reblog this queen of burns the dude didn't even realise happened

Nobody is lgbt. None of us.

the exclusionists have won. They’ve excluded everyone. My god.

For reference, “allos” = “allosexual” = “anyone who isn’t asexual / isn’t on the asexual spectrum” so, according to whichever galaxy-brained exclusionist wrote the screenshotted post, no one who’s ace or who isn’t ace is LGBT. Not a single one of us

go home everyone lgbt is closed

There is no lgbt in ba sing se

Also adult life is busy and exhausting, there was far more time to learn and practice things when I was supposedly incompetent. Things far more useful than my homework of translating lines of latin, or <insert something completely unrelated to what you end(ed) up doing as an adult>

What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

Imagine trying to claim op is wasteful for using a plastic keyboard after they show off something that looks like it belongs at Old Friends Senior Keyboard Sanctuary.

11 years and still holding up. Love your keyboard and it will love you back

I regret to inform that the windows key has died. luckily i managed to assign the numpad , key as the new windows key, which does sadly mean i need to have numlock off to use it.

Itis ith aheavy heart that Imustannounce: Iaccidentally dropped a can ofbeeron my desk andthekeyboard hasnotescapedunscathed.11 years andithelon strong, but alasits time hascome...

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

How do we know your ruby amulet is not your sex amulet

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

Clearly the solution is to hire two gay evil advisors of opposite genders then

Brennan actively trying to discourage Katie’s low-effort storytelling while Matt dives in headfirst trying to make D20 on a Bus make sense was everything to me. Matt had so much hope for her and Brennan had. Uh. Had none.

I don't know who this Matt person is, are you maybe talking about Crucial Roll's Mark Miller?

:/

damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

also worth saying diabetes is a complex reaction to a not-yet-fully-understood set of factors and environmental pressures and genetics and it's reductive and fatphobic to say fat=diabetes BUT EVEN SO no matter if someone did incontrovertibly "give themself diabetes" that's not a free pass for dehumanization. shut upppp

My colleague has type 2 diabetes and she is in her 20s and on the lower end of a healthy weight. It would be almost funny to call her fat or to blame her for doing it to herself.

i got another j*b

Wow, unbelievable, you censored 'j*b' but didn't even censor the far worse 'r*tail'

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