Throw some bitter, cake it rain

iPhone needs a feature where an incoming call doesn’t take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you ignoring a phone call.

All y'all gotta do is Settings > Notifications > Phone > Alert Style > Banners

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

is this piper chapman

You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me

@iaintfraidofnoghosts nyet

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

“Do I Like You Back Or Am I Idealizing You For Giving Me Attention” a 300 page research paper by me

SHE IS MS CAMERON FROM SEMHS THAT BITCH

Do I smell “cultural appropriation”

no you don’t go blow your nose

lana del rey - ride