okay then

In 20 years or so, when the Nintendo Switch is considered a retro console, it’ll be considered one of the coolest retro consoles ever.

If there’s no body then years of fiction tell me she’s alive.

Was anyone gonna tell me Gideon the Ninth would rip my heart out in such a well written way that I can’t even be mad about it, or was I just supposed to find that out myself?

Tfw you mistakenly inhale a whole book that's part of a series and now you gotta wait for the release of that next baby for the full 3 trimesters not to mention its also underrated and maybe overshadowed by other behemoths who release their books at the same time meaning the fandom census is probably the equivalent of a small village thats been decimated by the bubonic plague so you can only scream your feelings about it into the nearest vast empty void.

how the fuck does one recover from reading gideon the ninth

its just a collective wlw thing that when we have a crush we listen to girl in red, dodie, mxmtoon, hayley kiyoko and king princess and i just love that about us

apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"

*throws myself on the floor* i want to be DESIRED by WOMEN