The Beta Reader

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

#Cast your gaze upon this wretched thing - tags from @destinyandcoins

Freaky Ted is living up to his name.

one of the biggest tragedies of early 2010s tumblr is that the devil (bbc sherlock) took root as the face of johnlock when the guy ritchie films were RIGHT there

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.

When Trump dies Fox News will broadcast from DC saying how the nation is in mourning and you will literally be able to hear music and cheering

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

Like the thing is ultimately I believe it really is no biggies. Like hey guys, it’s no biggie.

it's a smallie, even

10 times outta nine you take a look back and turns out it was a smallie

Thank you, lady 🤗

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

Always grateful when this makes the rounds