he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

It’s ok to post this

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

march 4th? unto where?

better call saul is the funniest show ever because the b plot will be: cartel shootout!!! nacho is bleeding out in the desert!!! will gus avenge his lover's murder at last?!?! and the a plot is: jimmy has a job interview. at the printer store.

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

World Heritage Ask

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*