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"Alright, I guess I'll go fuck myself then."

"Yes, that is me, I am the fuck."

"Let's do this shit."

"I'd rather call you tit socks."

"I guess I'll just sit here and fist myself."

"You can cut, peel, dice, filet, fist yourself!"

"Stop looking at me, [muse name]. You look moist as shit."

"You will all feast on the fuck."

"Oh! Everyone's fucking!"

"Will you please stop shoving dicks in your mouth and put me back on the race track?"

"Come here, young one. Let me tell you why your father is an asshole."

"Do not speak, squid scrotum!"

"I'm a strong, independent man/woman. I don't need you, [Muse Name]. But please, remember my name!"

"I'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition."

"Oh! Get the truth, bitch! Take a seat!"

"You've gotta be stirring my pasta."

"Don't think for one second that I'm not naked."

"You ass spanking, fruit punch drinking, guitar playing, shit eating piece of alligator jizz."

"I guess you can't stop what you can't fist."

"I have no biceps and I must curl."

"I brought my secret weapon. An erection."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your tongue. So I may climb it and supply you with this dope dick."

[ text; ] this is a terrible idea

[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)

[ text; ] i need help.

[ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re

[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!

[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?

[ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good

[ text; ] i love death and dying

[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.

[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING

[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.

[ text; ] leave me alone.

[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.

[ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG

[ text; ] some-

[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.

[ text; ] i'm going to do it.

[ text; ] i'm sorry.

[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE

[ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me

[ text; ] you okay?

[ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please

[ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it

[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy

[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.

[ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep

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