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need to be looking up at him with big teary eyes while he explains what he’s about to do to me right now

Me at the dentist ):

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

I don't think this will go anywhere; I don't make content, I don't have a huge following, and I can't offer anyone anything in return, but it's my birthday month and I'm about to be -$900 overdrafted between insurance fees and my storage unit costs this month. If anyone can help out at all I'd deeply appreciate it. Everything in my life has been so great lately, except for my finances. I can't keep asking my family to help bail me out. I haven't had a reason to have a sad cry in months, but I'm sitting here with my head in my hands and just crying because there's nothing I can do about any of it except keep applying to jobs I never hear back about. My cash~@pp is: $zeroh0ur09 My venmo is: @unboundshade

Who knew the downfall of the United States would've been caused by a handful of geriatric liberals clinging to power until death, opening the door for the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet to defund everything to pay for the Turbo Gestapo

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane