Hyperactive Loud Mouth

did my dance on your lap pique your interest?

you look good on top of me.

i could take it off for you.

get in my bed.

i need a little less talk and a lot more touch.

i just want your hands on me at all times.

you only listen when i'm undressed.

funny how you think that i don't notice it.

you're acting like we're friends.

i know what you are.

you're trying so hard.

take home whoever walks in.

just keep your eyes off him.

some fights, you're never going to win.

i'll be nice... up until i'm not.

i'm telling you, you haven't seen the 1AM side of me.

i'm two drinks in.

my cold heart is finally melting.

i think it might be helping.

i'm not that versatile.

i keep coming back.

shut it down.

fuck me good.

fuck me up.

i just want you more.

life feels worse, but good with you in it.

i work so much.

fuck it, i need a minute.

i still think about that night in boston.

i'm supposed to be an adult.

i've got some blood on my hands.

where'd it go?

i was so prepared to fight a war on your side.

i know it fucks you up so hard.

you know me.

get a grip.

i'm sick of you calling.

hey there.

i never used to be this person.

take "amazing" out of our sex.

just being honest.

i'm really trying to be good. i promise.

that's why i'm here with my hands on my chest and my knees on the carpet.

take the pleasure out of my pain.

did my purple lace bra get your attention?

the look in your eye made me question.

would you hear me more if i whispered in your ear?

take mine off me.

where'd you put those keys?

we can share one seat.

don't make me choose.

i think you know what this is.

you don't wanna waste my time.

i know you're intelligent.

"i'm not mad" means "you're in trouble."

you should know me better.

i need some space.

now i'm pissed.

stop acting like you're tough, and let your guard down.

you don't wanna know me.

i don't trust you. not at all.

you're so composed. it's insufferable.

nothing could make me miss it.

it's okay. i'm okay.

you can have him anyway.

i'm only sleeping at your house six times in one week because it's convenient.

your clothes fit me.

i am not in love.

why would you think that?

you should know in advance, i'm wasted.

you know i don't mean it, right?

i say i will, and never follow through.

if i cut you off, it just means i care.

it's not what i want. it's just all i know.

i like you the most.

who would have thought we'd get here with our history?

i tried to be what he thought i was. i wasn't.

i can't go.

don't ever let me go.

you don't need to tell me you love me.

we could do it in my room all day.

i want to kiss you when i hate you, and then leave.

stay for the night.

i might as well lose it anyway.

where does the time go?

all i ever knew was guilt.

please don't leave me.

please go away and never return.

please give me one more chance to prove myself.

please don't say that to me ever again.

please try harder next time.

please grab that for me.

please stay close to me.

please touch me.

please stay.

please do this for me.

please listen to what i say.

please go away.

please tell me what's really on your mind.

please tell me the truth.

please don't say things like that.

please don't look at me like that.

please stop judging me for my choices.

please try to see things from my perspective.

please say my name again.

please tell me what it is you need.

please don't ever leave me again.

please put that down.

please look at me while i'm talking to you.

please put down the gun.

please put down the sword.

please tell me everything you know.

please be honest with me.

please stop.

please listen.

please cut out the bullshit.

please tell me how you feel.

please get that for me.

please take a bite and tell me what you think.

please sit down.

please don't slouch.

please fix your shirt.

please wipe your face.

please call me later.

please don't make this harder than it needs to be.

please stop pretending you care about me.

please don't lie to my face.

please learn to accept me as i am.

please keep it down.

please stop smiling at me.

please get over yourself.

please stop taking all the credit.

please don't talk over me.

please shut the fuck up.

Send in a symbol to...

🤝 ∘✿∘ Shake my muse's hand

🤜 ∘✿∘ Punch my muse

🙌 ∘✿∘ Push my muse

👊 ∘✿∘ Grab onto my muse

👐 ∘✿∘ Hug my muse

👉 ∘✿∘ Tap my muse on the shoulder

🙊 ∘✿∘ Cover my muse's mouth

🙉 ∘✿∘ Cover my muse's ears

🏋 ∘✿∘ Lift my muse

✿ ❝I love your laugh.❞

✿ ❝Ah! There's that smile!❞

✿ ❝C'mon, bring it in.❞

✿ ❝You know I'm here for you, right?❞

✿ ❝Okay, alright... Only for you.❞

✿ ❝It's great seeing you so passionate about something.❞

✿ ❝Yeah, I'm always free to talk. What's up?❞

✿ ❝Hey, you alright?❞

✿ ❝Sitting here with you always feels so right.❞

✿ ❝You know you can talk to me about anything, right?❞

✿ ❝Here, I saw this and thought of you.❞

✿ ❝Didn't you say you really liked these before?❞

✿ ❝Oh, no, keep going! I like hearing you talk.❞

✿ ❝It's okay to not be okay.❞

✿ ❝You need some help? It's no trouble.❞

✿ ❝You look so alive right now.❞

✿ ❝Do you need a sec? You seem a little overwhelmed.❞

✿ ❝You need me to beat them up for you?❞

✿ ❝You nerd, you know you love me!❞

they've suffered enough.

i have seen the worst that humanity has to offer... and yet i'm still standing.

the world can keep knocking me down, but i'll get back up.

i don't give up.

i just want to live a peaceful life.

i don't want conflict.

there were nicer ways to ask that, you know.

i don't want to hurt anybody.

i still don't hate you.

i want peace at all costs.

if you would only try and see the world from my point of view.

i don't want to fight with you.

things always get better.

this isn't the end.

you have to stand tall.

the world is cruel, but i won't be.

i believe in you. i always have.

my morals are firm.

there's no harm in a little kindness.

just be gentle with them.

i mean well.

there's too much pain in this world. i don't intend to add to it.

i don't want to fight anyone.

don't you believe in yourself?

i'm not leaving them.

there is enough hate in this world.

i try to lead with love.

it's the right thing to do.

this doesn't have to end in violence.

why don't we talk this through?

maybe he's having a bad day.

i'm going to try again.

there has to be another way to do this.

this isn't the time to quit.

i've seen too many things go wrong. this has to go right.

i'm not giving up just yet.

kindness is not weakness.

you can do better than that.

i try to see the good in everyone.

you can't just give up!

you're a special person.

i deserve better than this.

you deserve happiness.

it costs nothing to be kind.

there's no need to be so mean.

if only you could see yourself the way i see you.

it's still a beautiful day.

there's always tomorrow.

are you asking me to quit?

tomorrow will be better.

you didn't mean that, did you?

maybe we should talk this out.

i will always choose to be kind.

despite everything, i just want to be good.

i do my best to see the good in everyone, no matter what.

you didn't have to do that.

that wasn't very nice.

do you have to be so rude?

a nice word goes a long way.

try smiling at them. see what happens.

you could try being nicer.

i deserve a happy ending.

don't beat yourself up.

don't talk about yourself like that.

i see the goodness in you.

send 💊 to poison my muse

send 💉 to drug my muse

send 🔪 to cut my muse

send 🗡️ to stab my muse

send 🔫 to shoot my muse

send ⛓️ to chain my muse

send 🧛‍♂️ to bite my muse

send ♨️ to burn my muse

"Don't say a word."

"I'm getting you out of here."

"We have to escape."

"I want to get away."

"We have to run!"

"Trust me."

"You have to stay low and quiet."

"There's a way out."

"Through here!"

"Duck and cover!"

"Do you trust me?"

"I'm going to help you."

"You're getting free."

"We're never coming back here again."

"Close your eyes, and jump!"

"We have to jump!"

"We can make it!"

"I believe in you."

"You're an idiot."

"We're here forever."

"You can't get out of here."

"You're a fool for hoping."

"Why do you keep saying t here's a way out?"

"I can't live like this any more."

"There is... a way out. But you might not like it."

"I have to dislocate my wrist."

"Okay, this is going to make a nasty noise."

"Don't - don't look at this."

"I've been here so long, I've forgotten what it's like to be... elsewhere."

✿ ❝Come on, you've been cooped up for days!❞

✿ ❝Do you even remember what outside looks like?❞

✿ ❝We're going out! No 'but's!❞

✿ ❝Hey, let's go get lunch! My treat!❞

✿ ❝It's not healthy to stay in so much.❞

✿ ❝C'mon, just for a little bit?❞

✿ ❝Don't make me drag you out of there.❞

✿ ❝It's nice out. Come walk with me!❞

✿ ❝Just come outside for five minutes. Just five.❞

✿ ❝Come on, let's get you a change of scenery.❞

✿ ❝We're going on a walk.❞

✿ ❝Come and look at the stars with me! They're perfect this time of night!❞

✿ ❝It's not that bad, is it?❞

✿ ❝I told you you'd have fun, didn't I?❞

✿ ❝I'm glad you're indulging me.❞

✿ ❝Going home already? But we just came out here!❞

✿ ❝This would be over with much faster if you stopped dragging your heels.❞

✿ ❝Let's go get a drink, ok?❞

✿ ❝I know you don't want to be here, but take a look at this!❞

On Anon (or not), send me what you think of my muse.

It can be either negative or positive.

Send 🔪 for your muse to threaten mine.

i need to go away for a while.

i need you to start trusting me.

i need things to go smoothly this time.

i need everyone to calm down.

i need you to stay with me.

i need to be something more than this.

i need you to listen to me.

i need you to stop talking and let me do this.

i need to tell you something serious, and it might scare you when i say it.

i need more out of this relationship than you're giving me right now.

i need a stiff drink.

i need to take a nap.

i need things to go my way for once.

i need better than you. i just didn't see that until right now.

i need answers.

i need a quick explanation.

i need at least five more minutes to finish getting ready.

i need your body against mine.

i need your tongue in my mouth.

i need you to fuck me.

i need my head to stop spinning.

i need to sit down for a second to catch my breath.

i need everyone to clear out of this room.

i need a change of clothes.

i need you to look at me when you're talking to me.

i need to leave this place and never come back.

i need to tell you something urgently.

i need you to shut up.

i need romance. i need passion.

i need you to give me more emotion.

i need your gun.

i need you to cover me.

i need this to go perfectly.

i need a win.

i need you in my life.

i need there to be more communication between us.

i need to know how you feel about me.

i need you to stop bullshitting.

i need to know if we're more than friends.

i need you. only you.

i need to get to a hospital.

i need you to put pressure on that wound.

i need you to keep talking to me.

i need more than you're willing to give me, and i think that's always going to be a problem with us.

i need someone better.

i need you to tell me what happened from start to finish.

i need to go to the bathroom.

i need a trash can.

SEND 🔊 AND ASK MY MUSE DIFFICULT QUESTIONS

AND THEY HAVE TO ANSWER HONESTLY

i had a super SUPER productive morning and i was treating myself to the fancy shampoo (u know the shampoo u got as a gift that’s kinda expensive and v v Nice so u only use it when ur going out or have a social event going on?) and i came back to find a bunch of my mutuals reblogging the same post about hair, and i’ll be damned if i didn’t see that combination of events as some sort of sign! so here u go my dudes! another addition to the group! feel free to add “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles of this meme!

as always, DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST! i’ll add to it as time passes! and i really hope you all enjoy this one bc i had a lot of fun making it! 

[ WASH ]:          sender begins to wash the receiver’s hair.

[ TUG ]:          sender grabs the receiver’s hair and pulls at it. ( SPECIFY A REASON! CONTEXT IS KEY! )

[ BRAID ]:          sender, sitting behind the receiver’s back, begins to braid their hair.

[ SNIP ]:          having discussed the matter, the sender gives the receiver a haircut.

[ BACK ]:          sender, noticing a strand of hair fall from the receiver’s hairdo, carefully tucks the strand back behind the receiver’s ear.

[ BURY ]:          sender buries their hand deep in the receiver’s hair.

[ BRUSH ]:          with a hairbrush, comb, or their hand, the sender begins to gently brush the receiver’s hair.

[ GLIDE ]:          sender runs their fingers through the length of the receiver’s hair.

[ BLOOM ]:          sender weaves a number of flowers through the receiver’s hair.

[ STYLE ]:          sender begins to arrange the receiver’s hair into an elaborate hairstyle to an unspecified degree of success (or failure).

[ CROWN ]:          having created a flower crown, the sender carefully places it atop the receiver’s head.

[ INHALE ]:          while embracing or in close proximity to the receiver, the sender inhales slowly, smelling their hair in the process.

[ TICKLE ]:          the sender uses the ends of the receiver’s hair to playfully tickle them.

[ PLAY ]:          the sender begins to play with the receiver’s hair while the receiver lies in their lap.

[ LAY ]:           the sender lays down in the receiver’s lap to let them play with the sender’s hair.

[ TOUCH ]:           just for the sake of the contact, the sender reaches out and gently touches the strands of the receiver’s hair.

[ MASSAGE ]:          with their hands buried in the receiver’s hair, the sender begins to gently massage their scalp.

[ ROYAL ]:          as part of a coronation ceremony, the sender places a crown atop the receiver’s hair, maintaining eye contact as they do so.

[ KISS ]:          the sender places a tender kiss on the receiver’s hair.

[ AWAY ]:          the sender, using their fingertips, tenderly sweeps a few strands of hair out of the receiver’s face so as to see them more clearly.

[ TOWEL ]:          the sender uses a towel to carefully dry the receiver’s hair.

[ DRY ]:          the sender uses a hairdryer to dry the receiver’s hair.

Send 😵‍💫 for my muse to suffer from memory loss!

Send 🍑 to grab my muse's ass

send 'peach' if you can't see the emoji