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" sarcasm is for winners, (insert name of muse) "

" look! i drew a giant penis in the sand! "

" if you push me off rainbow road, i'll blue shell you to hell. "

" excuse you, sharknado is a classic! "

" ... and that's why i have this 10% employee discount card for kfc. "

" did you just blue shell me you piece of shit? "

" i love you, but you're being a shitbucket right now. "

" SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. "

" have you ever farted so hard and felt like you broke your sphincter? "

[ txt ] iconic.

[ txt ] 💃 dances angrily

[ txt ] if i find out ur the asswipe that ate the last of the dinosaur nuggets im gonna break ur neck

[ txt ] okay you gotta get charming, you gotta flirt. and by flirt i mean eye fuck awkwardly for half an hour until one or both of you leave.

[ txt ] he farts whenever he walks into the room, i don't know how long our friendship will last.

[ txt ] he tried to be sexy and asked who my daddy was so i said i don't know.

"nothing sexier than a guy in a target uniform"

"these falsies were a terrible idea"

"you can't just replace pandas with more pandas and think everything will be fine."

"i wanna work as a panda. they can give me a suit. wait will there be wifi in the suit?"

"well that's... not good--"

"holy shit... cat satan..."

"i'm gonna fart"

"bitch, eat faster. *makes whip noises*"

"what the fuck it's leaking on me"

"i'm just really confused"

"okay but listen, did you see the baby cheshire cat? the cheshire kitten."

"all hail hot dad."

"i'm weak. i'm so weak."

"look at his jawline."

"anyway i'm perfect."

"HOLY FUCKING GRANDMA ON A STICK."

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( - THIS WILL BE A THROWBACK TO WHEN HYEMI WAS STILL STUDYING, AND WAS IN HER FINAL YEAR OF WIZARDING CORRESPONDENCE CLASSES - )

Pyo Hyemi, a shining star amongst her wizarding peers, consistent grades, top student when it came to Defense of the Dark Arts, and an overall overachiever. But all people had their weakspots, their flaws, a place where they couldn’t excell, even if they tried, and for Hyemi? That was potions. Eugh, a shiver ran down her spine at the thought of them. All those ingredients, ranging from gross to grosser, like Newts Eye. Who was wanna touch a Newts Eye? Not her.

Even then, she was still required to take the course, struggling through with a consistent B- as she tried her best not to gag at all times.