Hyale

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

Suck the fingers that fuck you or whatever the saying is

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

12 year old me would think I'm cool and that's what matters

if i was friends with my mutuals IRL i would be unstoppable, god had to use the ocean to separate us

"ur checking ur phone all the time!!!" yeah my friends are there

I am much cooler online than I am irl

Me saying 'I need to lock in' every 5 minutes without ever actually locking in ever

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

Oh to be called boy in a lesbian way. Handsome in a butch sort of manner. A dyke type of boyfriend. A lesbian guy. Dude. Husband. Please

does anyone want to play 'first faggot to moan loses' where we both get stupid high and wrestle while fully clothed until one of us gets a hand down the other's pants

yes I do yearn in a platonic way to talk to people I’ve never met irl!!!

plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends