Can I help you?

Yep I am. Just having a little jam session. 

“Do I smell sarcasm,my love?”

Oh gosh no no I was just singing a song. I would never want jetlag. 

Okay, so I always tend to overpack and I am really regretting it right now. So does anyone want to help a girl out and unpack my stuff with me? I’ll pay you in food. 

It depens on what type of food though. 

Everything here is perfect. The rooms, the pool but I think the bar is by far the best part.

Do you ever just sleep really good and wake up feeling awesome and cool?

You are awesome and cool though. 

I’m Sasha

I’m Halsey or uh Ashley. 

Hi.

Well hello to you too. 

Not at all I have to rely on other people protecting me.

I’m sure someone will protect you don’t worry too much about it. 

“That’s very true. I would be scared to babe. Plus I would never kill him.”

How could anyone want to kill Louis. He’s a little ball of sunshine. 

I wish I could run as fast as I can type, I’d never survive a zombie apocalypse.

Well that’s not so good. 

“So I was told if I came here I would get some kind of reward money for killing Louis or was that a lie?”

Well that’s a bit scary. 

The beds here are incredible I love it. The resort is beautiful though you really should explore. 

“Finally able to feel my arms again after working out at 4am this morning.”

Ew. why would you work out at 4am? 

I haven’t even converted my cash, yet. I’ve solely relied on credit. I’m a disgrace.

Lets do that as well so your credit card bill isn’t as high as the Eiffel Tower.

’d make it rain, but I have no singles. I’m not a stripper.

We don’t even have American money. We have the euro. I’m still going to make it rain though.