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Wednesday, December 6, 2023 – A Mid-Week Post Greetings on the camel day of the week. As you know this football season I kept a swear jar. During football games each time I uttered a swear word, I was to put a quarter in the jar. I did this in honor of Big Solid, who loved football, read and laughed at my blog, and cussed at football games like I do. Today is the Brazos Valley Food Drive. I…

Monday, December 4, 2023 – My Monday After Saturday College Football Playoff Award It was indeed an exciting playoff weekend. The only award today goes to the College Playoff Committee. I award them the Decision Award for making the best decision since Neville Chamberlain brought us “peace in our time.”

Monday, November 27, 2023 – My Monday After Saturday College Football Awards Win or lose every team that played this weekend gets a Great Game Award. Every fan from every team gets a Poopy Undies Award. Since it was such a wild and crazy weekend, the undies come with a portable oxygen tank. It was such a wild weekend in college football I do not know where to begin. Coaches Texas Aggies – We…

Friday, November 24, 2023 – Snarky Friday Slip Sliding Away I do hope your yesterday was filled with family, friends, food, fun, and football and you gave thanks for all. My apologies for being late. I was doing my Black Friday shopping. Packages will arrive on Tuesday. Was looking for possible engagement gifts for Taylor and Travis. It is Rivalry Weekend. For many fans that means – At last…

Monday, November 20, 2023 – My Monday After Saturday College Football Awards First let us catch up on what is truly important in the world. Because of climate change and the temperatures soaring in Rio, Taylor Swift will not be able to attend BF’s game tonight. Because she had to reschedule a concert because of the heat she will also have to go to work tonight. This is truly unfortunate because…

Friday, November 17, 2023 – Snarky Friday It is Snarky Friday and I must say that the entire weekend of college football is just One Big Snark. No team of any interest is playing anybody. The Texas Aggies try to salvage whatever is left of the season with a cupcake game against Abilene Christian University. Trust me on this – Abilene is not the prettiest town you’ve ever seen. I am unable to…

Monday, November 13, 2023 – Monday After Saturday College Football Awards The first and most obvious award is the Bye Bye Jimbo Award. Sorry it just did not work out. You may pick up your severance pay of $77 million at the first window. Maybe you were just riding the coattails of Bobby Bowden and Jameis Winston. However, you did beat Alabama. Let us get out our Rolodex and see who might be…

Monday, November 6, 2023 – My Monday After Saturday College Football Awards In order to keep up with the important things of life … It appears that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will be spending Thanksgiving together. I have not received their RSVP if they plan to come to my house for the holidays. My one and only award today is the James Murray Spangler award. It goes to every football team…

 Friday, November 3, 2023 – A Very Late Snarky Friday The reason this is so late is because I debated whether to write at all. While there are a few games of interest, there were just not enough to garner attention. It is the last Bedlam in Stillwater at 2:30 on ABC. There is Alabama and LSU and Alabama in Tuscaloosa with the delightful and mouthy Bama Bigot, Gary Daniels at 6:45 on…

Friday, October 27, 2023 – Snarky Friday Let’s all sing … “I’m getting married in the morning; ding dong the bells are going to chime; kick up a rumpus, but don’t lose the compass, but get me to the church on time.” Of course I’m not getting married. But it was a good snark, huh? But I am attending a very fancy wedding in Houston at the Cohen House on the campus of Rice University. Great niece,…

Monday, October 23, 2023 – My Very Few Monday After Saturday College Football Awards Just when you thought it was safe to move to a movie streaming channel, college football sent a few glimmers of hope. But first, let me update you on Taylor Swift and Jason Kelce because I know you find it as interesting as I do. Miss Swift was seen in the Kansas City Chiefs box doing high fives with the NFL…

Friday, October 20, 2023 – Snarky Friday College Football Song – Week Eight To the 2023 college football season: What in the world’s come over you? I am conducting a survey. If the following YouTube video expresses how you feel college football this year, give a comment of “Yes.” All my life, I’ve loved you so Never dreamed, I’d miss you so Now, alone in my room each night My heart, it…

Monday, October 16, 2023 – Monday Awards “GIVE ME AN “F” “GIVE ME A “U” “GIVE ME A “C” GIVE ME THE REST OF FISH CHEER from Woodstock! What’s that spell? Worse college football season ever! After the Aggie game I was done for the rest of the day with college football. So I did not watch any more games.  The Big Solid Swear Jar already had ten dollars in it. Nevertheless I do have a few…

Friday, October 13, 2023 – Snark Snark Snark It is Friday the 13th, the Middle East is in flames, there is no Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, there is a snow storm in the Rocky Mountains, fires in Canada and the sun will be eclipsed tomorrow. Ready to make your sacrifices to your Gods and Goddesses? In addition all of the above, it is the most mediocre season of college football…

Friday, October 6, 2023 – Snarky Friday – Week Six Before we snark into college football, I wanted to update you on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, because I know that you, like me, find this is of extremely high interest. It is has not been determined if Miss Swift will be in the Kelce box this weekend or not. But HWIT – three dates and there is a U-Haul in the future. Neither has it been…

Monday, October 2, 2023 – My Monday After Saturday College Football Awards Bless the avocado because it was a Holy Guacamole Football Weekend. My first award goes to me. I’d like to thank the psychic football goddesses for their wisdom to call it “Anything Can Happen” Weekend. Anything can happen and did it ever! Aggies 34 Hogs 22. The most awards go to Texas A&M – I give the Aggie QB The Max…

Friday, September 29, 2023 – Snarky Football Friday – Week Five Who knows what evil lurks on Saturday? The Shadow knows. That is good, but I certainly do not know what is going to happen. This is “Anything can Happen” weekend. It is already a terrible year for quarterbacks. Tortilla Tech, NY Jets, and Texas A&M have all lost their starting quarterback to leg injuries. I do wish speedy…