Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Senshi I,,, , please senshi,,, ,
we're not kids anymore.


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Love Begins
Claire Keane
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Not today Justin
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Senshi I,,, , please senshi,,, ,

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âThe Shonen Protagonist joins The Organizationâ is such a cheap and easy hack for framing a narrative because the author never has to come up with a reason why the protagonist gets involved in each arc. Itâs just that The Organization has a new Mission for the protagonist every time and the protagonist gets to say, âRighteo, thanks plot for telling me what to go do.â
Which makes Fullmetal Alchemist so much funnier because Edward Elric very very much does join The Organization. Heâs in fact quite famous for joining The Organization. Where The Organization is a hostile fascist dictatorship with immense military power which is good at both giving orders and punishing defectors.
And yet over the course of the series Edward is so allergic to ever being told what to do that he in fact never ever goes on an Organization-Ordered Mission. And the exactly one time The Organization DID try to tell him what to do Edward hated it so much he fucked off and impaled himself at the bottom of a mineshaft about it.
How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."
Fuck her.
Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

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Iâm so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think itâs so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. itâs like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the oncelerâs thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
the forest is also a metaphor for his bush
how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isnât even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys
i want you to see this post because it made me think of claire
-and I hated the public. For they were right.
I love how hard Steve is laughing.
Assigned Daquan at the Stand up comedy club
oh my GOD what is her name i wanna watch more
That is Christopher Caldwell aka Bob the Drag queen and he is iconic
Iâve seen this clip countless time (and still fucking funny đđ¤Ł) but I was today years old when I learned Bobâs government name, which honestly makes this joke even funnier
I'm sorry Chris chose the name Bob and is complaining about Steve?
off topic to the absolutely amazing and brilliant new game changer ep, but i just have to say how much i loved hearing jiavani and demi be referred to as she/him and he/they, respectively, so naturally by sam and the cast. i don't think we'll see mainstream media refer to, let alone cast, genderqueer and gnc people with such normalacy.
obviously they have been referred to correctly on other shows but the constant uses of pronouns in the "count the rice" song just made it really prominent. idk im just so happy
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The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
itâs nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what iâve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term âgooningâ is an outright tool of fascism
the second âgooningâ stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for âmasturbationâ we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didnât
if you call someone a âmasturbatorâ in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a âgoonerâ and youâve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves
leftists need to fucking stop using the term âgoonerâ right fucking now
demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and itâs startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years
who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus
That is. a great username. The first thing I saw upon opening tumblr. Thank you.
Woah. They werenât kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.
Hi this is one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen.
I WROTE THIS!
Fun fact, we assumed we didnât have an animal transformation in the budget, so in script it says the single-horn âROCKETSâ away straight upward from rockets in all four hooves. I think Boulder read the script and were like, nah, weâll make sure we get this thing to transform, and I thank them for it!Â

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people get so mad when you tell them that their lowbrow entertainment they enjoy is actually lowbrow
everyone wants their self-indulgent romantasy to be considered high literature and whatever new mainstream pop boy/girl to be treated as the next beethoven and their gay fluff show on streaming apps to be revolutionary art changing the world and like, they're not. and that's okay. i'm literally watching the stupidest show right now and it's fine. it doesn't have to be more.
there's also the argument of how pop culture used to be the trickle down from high culture for the longest time but now it's an ouroboros eating itself as access and willingness to engage with high culture have been systematically destroyed and diminished through the last decades so your popcorn flick moviemaker now only gets inspiration from other popcorn flicks when their foreparents used to actually read literally and see art of all kinds and your pop musicians used to listen to all sorts of new and old music rather than just their contemporaries/competition and maybe this absence of any sort of culture outside of our easy algorithms is why everyone's so defensive of what they passively consume and so attached to it as a part of their identity but that's a discussion for another day