Literally. I’m mute. Can’t physically talk so I pretty much always feel uncomfortable and awkward around normal people. 

I’m far from a baby gay, other then the fact that I’m under 20.

Me being uncomfortable kind of comes with the whole ‘not being able to talk’ package.

Yes, slightly. I’m not into younger guys. Although it is always fun to make a baby gay turn like 8 shades of red.

I try and be polite as possible - I don’t like people feeling uncomfortable.

Oh. Well, still, I apologise we ask so many questions.

Okay i’ll give you that one. Compared to you I am slightly funsized. Exxaaactly. My Bedroom eyes can make guys cream themselves from across the room.

I’m not kid sized. But besides that, pretty easily apparently.

Well one because it is impossible not to miss me and two I give you something to look forward to during your otherwise boring work day

Oh dont get unimpressed confused with the fact that you missed me.

Oh… I didn’t realise. Sorry.

How so?

Text @ Hunter