Live and Let Die

The 1600’s? Really?

I don’t know what that means.

It means I'm just big on history.

 The…1600’s? Oh I think it did changed a bit..here and there..but of course, if you had a few glasses of wine I’m positive that nothing changed from the old photos at the archives.

Right, the archives. Other then a few buildings, not much has changed. Location and society wise. Though I am sober which actually isn't normal for me. 

Ahh, gotcha. Historian, that’s pretty cool. Yeah, I’m going to go ahead and compliment you again by saying you don’t look a day over twenty five to me. I’ve always been a rather poor judge of age though, so I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m way off.

Photographer by day, historianish by night. I'm 36, technically. You were only a decade off. 

Well, I didn’t exactly ask for sarcasm… so still not helping.

First rule of sarcasm: no one actually asks for sarcasm. 

I'm sorry if this sounds rude... but..

Sure I am. I'm helping you deal with sarcasm if you really want to pull that card.

You’ve been around since the sixteen hundreds? Wow, you hide your age well there, sir.

Just a local historian making an analogy. My knowledge extends to the fourteen hundreds. I'll still take that as a compliment, though. 

"I feel so alive!"

Don't get too excited there Eddie Vedder.

"Well ain't you just the cutest guy I've ever laid eyes on."

I think the correct term would be sexiest, though I'd settle for hottest.