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grace: hey, ill be long gone before you'll need a tombstone.

grace: everything's good, believe me.

grace: so maya thinks we should join forces and try to track down this vendetta bitch.

hunter: no you won't. don't say that.

grace: you're the best. per usual.

grace: i feel like its best if you don't know. im not in any trouble or anything, so don't worry.

hunter: make sure you put that on my tombstone.

lola: omg no way. i totally think that's cool. and i'm not just saying that either, promise. you're pretty tech-savvy, then? that's kinda hot. anyway, you seem like a pretty cool guy so far.

lola: mm, true. guess your night wasn't a complete bust after all. 😘

lola: soo is it like safe to assume you're not seeing anyone? i'd rather not have an angry gf or whatever in my messages..

hunter: wait, did you say hot? well, that's a new one. never gotten called that before.. but thank you.

hunter: i'm as single as single gets, you have nothing to worry about there.

esme: then you better get here quick.

hunter: already here

esme: and bring whatever you were drinking before.

grace: damn, that was easy, i should ask for money more often from you.

grace: kidding! um, $100? if that's cool?

hunter: haha very funny

hunter: but no, you know money isn't an issue for me so i don't mind helping you out so that's fine. pay me back when you can.

lola: we'll see...

lola: tell me about yourself. what do you like to do for fun?

lola: haha, you forgot about her /that/ fast? damn. look at my impact. :)

hunter: i like computers, i know that's not exactly a cool thing to say but it's my way of escaping this shitty society. but i like to just chill with my friends, too.

grace: dear god. fine.

grace: hey, i know this is a lot to ask, but would you be able to lend me some money? i can probably pay you back in a week or so.

grace: hell no. no fighting for me, it's unnecessary. alright, good, im glad to hear that.

esme: i can lay in bed and pretend to be sleep induced coma so you act like we're in the hospital? i've gotten pretty good at it.

esme: that's the better option.

hunter: well, i was referring to the illegal thing but if you're into roleplaying, i can dig it.

lola: i don't think you're lame /or/ a weirdo... plot twist.

lola: you actually saved me from dying of boredom soo i don't know if i should thank you or sarah? :P

hunter: well, you also don't know me so you might change your answer.

grace: do what, like beat the shit out of an asshole for me like jonah did? id rather never see that again. you being around is enough for me.

grace: im just saying, im here to listen and to let you just feel whatever youre feeling without judgment.

grace: done anything? what do you mean? all i know is, i feel better with you around.

hunter: and i will always appreciate that.

lola: um, definitely not sarah...

lola: pretty sure she gave you the wrong number. :( i'm sorry. but you could probably do better tbh

hunter: fuck

esme: i'm pretty sure kidnapping someone from the hospital is illegal?

esme: do not make me have to hurt you.

hunter: probably but they tend to be the most fun

dallas: oh yeah im so scared. what are you gonna do? pull a gun again?

dallas: you should go into story telling you're pretty good.

hunter: yeah and maybe next time it will be loaded.