Dating Emperor Calus would include
Lounging Leia-style against his belly with a gold chain around your neck as he watches the feeds of Guardians fighting in his Pleasure Gardens
Being dressed up in silks and satins like a doll and never wearing the same adorably matchy-matchy outfit twice
Reciting poetry to him when he has headache or indigestion
Being scratched under the chin like a pet while he croons about what a good little creature you are
Being fed grapes and other titbits from his fingers
“Daddy Calus pleeeeeease can I have a gold-plated saddle for my war beast. And a new collar inlaid with diamonds. And a velvet covered litter and six big Gladiators to carry me about in it. Thank you Daddy Calus! 😊😘💖”
Sabotaging attempts by other Guardians to rescue you. (“Oh noooo I’ve accidentally tripped you up and run the wrong way back into the Leviathan oh nooooo.”)
Putting your collar straight back on again and handing Calus the gold chain
Sleeping curled up in his lap while he strokes your hair and tells you how pretty you are and how much he loves and adores you
Devising new schemes, puzzles and enticing rewards with him for the raiding Guardians to fight through and earn
Promising sincerely to never ever leave him because being adored and spoiled on a golden barge by an enormous alien is a dream come true
Requested by @sld-my-soul-to-the-internet Find the full list of Destiny Dating Headcanons here.
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