sad!

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story

Frick thank you so much

THE MACHINE

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

Here’s to Danny Phantom, the first superhero whose main power is to Die On Command

every time john mulaney references his former drug habits i laugh because i just can’t picture him smoking anything other than a cuban cigar in 1940 on the deck of a beach house in massachusetts 

self care is downing a whole bottle of felix felicis and fighting the dark lord behind a mcdonalds at 3am

At first I thought it was going to be, like, a car but when it was actually a bus it made this video even better!

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Zookeeper conversations out of context…

Look if the 7 feet tall murder deer wants a little confidence you better give it to her before she caves in your chest.