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merc said: well yeah sure I bet you could fight them all no problem but itd prolly be nice not to have to fight military people all day and night so at least this way you can spread them out a little and have time for dinner in between. true. i can't kick ass without eating a balanced breakfast first.

trashmerc said: I bet youre a really great and infamous pirate but dont worry I wont tell the military or anything. thanks. i don't care if you tell them i'll fight em all. flintandbrimstone said: of course you are always a pirate. until you decide you don’t want to be one I suppose i figured since we decided to settle here i kind of got disqualified. but that's sweet. thank you.

trashmerc said: oh wow youre a pirate? thats neat. theres probably some kinda once a pirate always a pirate rule so youre totally still a pirate. not unless you're law enforcement. but i appreciate the thought.

trashmerc said: yeah um. I cant swim at all. are there any pirates like…not near the water at all? i'm the only one. not sure if you'd even consider me a pirate at this point.

trashmerc said: i dunno the ocean sounds pretty much awful so I dont think id make a very good pirate haha it's not so bad as long as you can swim. or stay onboard.

trashmerc said: oh. i guess? i wouldnt know. it would also probably make you pretty scary on the seas. have you ever considered being a pirate?

trashmerc said: what does that even mean?? like you gotta have some freaky-looking teeth if you can just eat anything, right? not a lot of people would be willing to let that near their bits.

trashmerc said: im not picky. you must be a scary guy to be in bed with.

trashmerc said: digging up graves is a lotta work and around here theres lotsa stuff to eat without having to do that and besides if theyve been buried a while theres not much left to eat anyway. so do you just eat anything?

@trashmerc you don't have to dig up graves. there's plenty of military around if you want to keep eating people.

when i die i want to be buried in dirt and have a tree grow over my body and when the tree is grown i want its branches to spell "fuck you"

trashmerc said: oh haha ok i thought you were talking about someplace in the actual city? i dunno I guess didnt notice it was ugly nah the city looks pretty nice but this site doesnt i only got one eye and things just keep getting harder to read you know

trashmerc said: what does that even mean?? like the way this site looks? it's ugly.

this blue place got uglier