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they should invent a pad that doesn't sound like a nuclear bomb when you open it

is anyone else getting the reels of that one guy who just eats entire cucumbers?? like all he does is grate up a cucumber and shake it in a plastic container with some seasoning. i see him like every four reels. i can't escape. and none of my friends have any clue who he is so i look schizophrenic every time i try to explain it. please tell me im not hallucinating the cucumber guy

i like to think that i don't care that much about what people think of me, but when anyone tells me they actually like having me around it strikes me down like an illness. i was so ready for this to be my last year at summer camp until one of my friends hugs me as im leaving and goes "you have to come back next year". my brother in christ you've just condemned me to come back for the next five years. it's like if you told a vampire they could enter your house and then they just. couldn't leave

the worst feeling in the world is actually feeling yourself start to re-hyperfixate on media from 2016 that you know has exactly three (3) fics on AO3. *grabbing and shaking my brain* can we NOT do this right now there are so many better options