❝Hakata Tonkotsu Ramens❞ Week 2019!

Enokida: *Loudly gasps*

[TWO SECONDS LATER]

Enokida:

It’s finally here!

Lin: You've been playing baseball longer than I have, so I thought you'd be aware that two players cannot remain on the same base.

Sarucchi: I WANNA KICK THAT STUPID SAMURAI’S ASS!

Lin: How high are you? 

Banba: Don't you mean “hi, how are you?”

Naoya: Yes, Sarucchi?

Sarucchi, mumbling: If I crossdressed and did some chores, could I freeload at your place?

Naoya: You could've just said “I'm struggling to pay rent. Can I stay at your place for a while?” And I would've said ‘yes’ anyway.

Sarucchi: ...really?

Naoya: Mhm, but because you mentioned it... 

Sarucchi: ??? 

Banba: That's not what you said yesterday while you were sucking my dick.

Lin: I couldn't say anything while I was doing that! 

Enokida: So wait... you did suck his dick? 

Lin: Well—

If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Misaki: What if it bites me and it dies? Lin: That means you’re poisonous.

Misaki: What if it bites itself and I die?

Yamato: That’s voodoo.

Misaki: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Enokida: That’s correlation, not causation. 

Misaki: What if you all bite each other and none of you die?

Banba: Then that’s kinky.

Saruwatari: I bet they have two brain cells, a horrible fashion sense, and weird obsessions.

Naoya: Damn. You didn't have to call yourself out like that, Sarucchi.

Saruwatari: ...what?

Lin be like: