Easier Said

MOIRA: SOS

MOIRA: LOST MY BONG

NATHAN: dunno i'lzl leit you know tomorreow

NATAHAN: snkea lout and ckome meet me. you're mgsiisn ouqt

MOIRA: i wish you luck then, just don't die

MOIRA: dude she's watching like a hawk

NATHAN: is it unpresfosional ato jbe hs drunk on a wedndseay nidght?

NATHAN: haypp hours fare a fgift fvorm heaven

MOIRA: as long as you have a good hangover remedy, never

MOIRA: very true

Holiday: ok i know its late and all that shite

Holiday: but im wearing the sexiest shirt and hungry

Holiday: come be a good person?

Moira: 10/10 excellent method of manipulation

Moira: but i've got you, i feel your pain like 20/7 and two people only ever come through for me

yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: moira, way too much of a neat freak.

whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping: moira, because it’s quite fitting that she’d be that way over something like forgotten strawberries or peanut butter.

leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room: moira; it’s a habit, plain and simple.

initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: gavin, while both would probably do that, mo would refrain from it in some settings.

surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: gavin probably, because trying to appease mo is easy; just buy her food or concert tickets and she’s good.

is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: both, they like to drink and celebrate/party, it’s a no brainer.

argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular: moira, only she’d be that passionate about oreos.

buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: neither, at least not mo, her money is reserved for basic needs and any other current expenses.

LEVI: u kno whatEVER MY PHD FROM HARVARD FORGIVES ME FOR THE GRAMMATICAL ERROR

LEVI: how do u even get the upside question marks? what are emoticons ?? emojis ?? i dont understand

LEVI: im just not gonna say anything and be sad and buy some dogs

MOIRA: IT MEANS NOTHING IF YOU CAN'T SPELL SOMETHING THAT BASIC MR BIG SHOT

MOIRA: ... u hold the question mark and poof, options

MOIRA: i sense you lived under a rock before i met you

95. What are your weaknesses?

“Without a doubt, animals. Family and friends too, but have you ever seen a Corgi and a Chow Chow mixed? Those little guys are so fucking precious, they get me every time.”

96. How did you get your name?

“There’s no real meaning to my name, aside from Constance being my grandmother’s name. My dad’s big on Scottish names apparently, since my siblings and I all have Scottish Gaelic first names. But Moira was just a name that him and my mom liked the sound of, although I suspect it’s also tied to my maternal grandmother’s name.”

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

“I honestly have no idea, we never went that far back in our family history, but it isn’t that unlikely if you think about it. I mean, all of those royals really liked their side chicks, so there’s a chance.”

98. Do you have any scars?

“I have one from this para-surfing accident a few years back. It sounds weird, I know. One second I was close to the beach; the next, my thigh’s scraping against a sharp, tall as hell rock in the middle of the water and it’s gory as fuck. It’s a reminder of how stupid I can be by not checking my surroundings, gotta love that type of permanent life lesson.”

99. Color of your bedspread?

“White is probably the worst colour to use as a bed sheet of any kind, but guess who has an all white set for her bed?”

100. Color of your room?