The Life And Times

“When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?”

Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.

You know why she’s not even touching it?

no

stop

dude

literally

like

seriously

ARIES: Don’t beat around the bush with forthright Aries. Just ask for their forgiveness, admit you did something wrong, apologize for it, and promise to never do the same mistake again. Stick to your word, because Aries has no tolerance for broken promises. Don’t wait for a “good time” to apologize. You can even apologize in public if you’ve wounded Aries’ ego. 

TAURUS: Taurus is the most stubborn sign in the zodiac. If the two of you have had a fight, you need to admit that you were wrong. Until you do, your conversations will remain stalled. IF YOU WERE RIGHT AND WON’T WANNA SAY THAT YOU’RE WRONG, HOWEVER, well, you’re going to have a bad time.

GEMINI: Send a funny note of apology. Nothing breaks down Gemini’s reserve like humor. If you’ve made a serious error, write a heartfelt letter asking for your friend/lover’s forgiveness and send it overnight express. If you really want to smooth things over with this lover, you’ve got to communicate. Otherwise, Gemini will sense you are holding something back.

Clean Eating Prep Ahead: Eggs in Muffin Tins. Simply spray a muffin pan with olive oil cooking spray ( or wipe down each cup with Olive Oil , crack an egg into the cup, add seasoning ( a dash of hot sauce,  salt & pepper, onion powder… ) and a few bits of leftover vegetables. In this case, leftover spinach. If you like, you can use a plastic fork to slightly scramble each egg in the cup. 

You’re now stocked on veggies and fruits but…  how long will they last? 

In addition to storing your fruits and veggies properly, it’s good to know approximately how long the fresh stuff will last. Plan your trip to the grocery or farmer’s market accordingly so that your foods are at the peak of freshness when you plan to prepare them, and you’re not throwing away food that’s gone bad before you get a chance to use it! 

1-2 days:

Artichokes

Asparagus

Bananas

Basil

Broccoli

Cherries

Corn

Dill

Green beans

Mushrooms

Strawberries

2-4 days:

Arugula

Avocados 

Cucumbers

Eggplant

Grapes

Lettuce

Limes

Pineapple

Zucchini

4-6 days:

 Apricots

Blueberries

Brussels sprouts

Cauliflower

Grapefruit

Leeks

Lemons

Oranges

Oregano

Parsley

Peaches

Pears

Peppers

Plums

Spinach

Tomatoes

Watermelon

7+days:

Apples

Beets

Cabbage

Carrots

Celery

Garlic

Hard Squash

Onions