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Does your idea of letting off steam include wanton destruction, utter chaos, and fucking your boyfriend on the hood of a stranger’s foreign car in the light of a burning building while making eye contact with a closed circuit camera? Do you have a yen for vandalism, theft, sadomasochism, and clowns? If you said yes, then HARLEY QUINN might just be for you !!

HRLNQNZLL, independent dr. harleen quinzel, phd aka harley quinn of dc comics. strictly dceu and headcanon based. not a comics based blog. biography is canon divergent and was developed pre birds of prey. explored by chaya.

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SYDNEY SWEENEY. photographed by Damon Baker.

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SYDNEY SWEENEY

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SYDNEY SWEENEY bts

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reality | 2023

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Fight locations, ranked

IHOP parking lot: ridiculous. buffoonish. 3/10 Denny’s parking lot: has a certain dionysian flair. 6/10 Dunkin Donuts parking lot: lots of regional flavor. 7/10 The woods: nice and secluded, plenty of opportunities to use the terrain to your advantage. Just make sure to bring bug spray. 8/10 Any roof: dangerous, but points for style. 5/10 The top of any mountain: much like the woods, but with far more dramatic flair. Almost byronic. Loses points for being less practical than the other locations on this list, however. 7/10 A graveyard: disrespectful to the skeletons. 0/10 An abandoned warehouse: something of a cliche. 4/10 Any liminal space: This category includes town lines, entryways, borders, and crossroads. Is this a deeply symbolic, metaphorically charged fight? If it wasn’t before, it is now. 9/10 Wal-Mart parking lot: Quick question, are you shitting me right now? This is the absolute worst fight location. If you have any respect at all for the noble art of throwing the fuck down, don’t get in a fight in a wal-mart parking lot. In fact, this also applies to wal-mart checkout lines, roofs, employee break rooms, corporate headquarters, and indeed any space at all associated with the walton family or the wal-mart corporation. Fuck wal-mart. 0/10 The parking lot of an abandoned Blockbuster Video: The cracked and faded blockbuster sign is a potent memento mori, inspiring a keen awareness of entropy and a sharp sense of loss in your opponent. As blockbuster is, so shall they one day be. Are there weedy plants growing up through cracks in the pavement? Oh man, that’s even better. The perfect fight location. 10/10

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love // hate

closed starter for @pmlislyy.

"---- WHAT? I wasn't gonna kill 'im, I swear." She holds up both hands as if to show that she's harmless, but she definitely has a bedazzled bowie knife still clutched in her right hand. "I was only gonna maim him like... a little bit. Y'know, teach him a lesson about..." she stammers, her still raised arms shrugging. "I don't fuckin' know like I guess ecology an' shit. An' also not fuckin' with Gotham bitches!" She looks like she might kick the man in question, who is presently cowering on the floor beneath Harley, but she thinks better of it and instead looks to her companion.

"I hate it when we gotta do things the right way." Her voice is mocking, but she sighs and lowers her hands in resignation. "I mean, dontchya ever just wanna have some fun?? Real old fashioned fun, Pam. Yannow, like hittin' a dude in his dick with a baseball bat just to watch him throw up."

#pmlislyy #STARTER / it's dangerous to go alone

closed starter for @pmlislyy.

She sucks her breath in sharply through her teeth and narrows her focus on the redhead beside her. "I fucking love it when you get all angry an' vengeful an' shit. Kinda makes me wish there were more rich white captain planet villains out there fer ya little hit list. But not really 'cause the planet. But also... can you imagine bein' some entitled asshole who spent his whole life nevah once bein' held accountable for his actions and' havin' to die slowly while two hot lesbians use him as a prop in their fucked up foreplay? God, that's so fuckin' hot." A beat as she images the fantasy in vivid detail.

"Baby? Who's the CEO of Coca Cola, and when are we gonna have sex on his bed while ya slowly throttle the life outta him?" She takes Pam's hand in her own and raises it to her lips before running her tongue along the length of the other woman's index finger.

#pmlislyy #STARTER / it's dangerous to go alone

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“I would always worry that I was only going to play the girl next door or the cute girlfriend. But I've been really lucky that all my roles have been very intense and completely different kinds of characters.”

SYDNEY SWEENEY Spokane, Washington, U.S. — 12th, September 1997

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SYDNEY SWEENEY in The Rolling Stone's Angry Music Video (2023)

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