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So...how do you think we set these things up?
…Maybe we just need to wait a second for them to start?
I mean, there's usually a settings button somewhere...
…We could easily press the wrong button, though, what if we mess something up?
What if I…?
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… what’s the worse case scenario, Wyatt? Your making me neverous.
“Parasitic timepoint, manifest dreamscape, stillborn realm, some weird, screwed-up alternate universe…do I gotta go on?”
Wyatt ticks each option off on his talons, wings folded tightly to his back.
“Okay, okay- this is a test of some kind, yeah? I mean, it’s gotta be. And the whole point of tests- they can be solved. Just gotta figure out the trick.”
Wyatt drops to the ground, the screen over his right eye fizzling at the edges.
“First things first, protocol is…evaluate the situation. Repeating terrain and landmarks, visibly damaged code, inactive NPCs…could be a defunct Experience? Probably the best-case scenario..”
Takes a bite outta builderman /j
“Ah…wouldn’t recommend that!”
Builderman chuckles jovially, looking down at himself.
“Not sure ah’d taste all too good. Though, now that ah think about it, ah’ve never really tried…hm. Y’know what? Gimme a bit, ah’ll get back ta y’all on that.”
now i aint never seen two pretty best friends
and there's three, it's because there's three of them
And all three of them are going to deny it 👍
giggles. you COULD say they're right
because they're not just pretty, they're GORGEOUS
god we need to get all of these idiots into therapy
yeah we absolutely do.. like ASAP
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now i aint never seen two pretty best friends
and there's three, it's because there's three of them
And all three of them are going to deny it 👍
"My boss told me HQ keeps eating visitors from other universes, so I asked how many visitors we get, and he said he just opens portals and lets anyone come through, so I told him it sounds like he’s just feeding multiverse-travelers to the building, and then he started crying."
A red teen sneaks through a portal, gui flickering due to the stress of its "borrowed" commands. He knows 2x2 said the HQ building didn't like Ms. 1x's name, so it'd probably not like his presence. Instead, he closes his gui and strolls up in front of the front doors before yelling.
"HEEYYY, OOOOOO IM SO SCARY AND INFECTED. YOU SHOULD TEST MEEEE."
C00lk1dd is an idiot.
- @1x-the-admin
The doors burst open, azure flames licking at the air as Dued1 storms towards the teen. He...does not look happy!
"Now, what d'you think you're doin' here? You lil' 7-lings just don't learn, do ya?"
Good luck, C00lk1dd. You're probably gonna need it </3
C00lk1dd freezes, definitely not expecting this. Well, he can't back out of this now, and he really wants that pizza. Might as well just be honest like his dad always says to do. "Honesty is the best policy or whatever that saying is"
"I wanted free pizza because my dad won't buy more..? And I heard that you guys test your weird me zombies with pizza... Please don't kill me. I don't want my parents finding out, especially since my mom apparently makes your weird building upset."
He pauses and thinks for a second before leaning around Dued1 for a moment.
"Sorry building, I didn't mean that in a rude way. We just don't have living buildings back home."
The doors gently swing back and forth in a motion vaguely reminiscent of a shrug. Dued1's flames die down to a gentler simmer as he sighs, shaking his head.
"...Lemme guess. Yer from a world where you're ol' n7's kid? Never been too keen on this whole 'multi-verse' thing, but that seems t'be the default, ain't it?"
He turns around and waves C00lkidd in.
"C'mon in, I'll getcha somethin' to eat. Don't wanna panic civilians, yeah?"
"Yep! My dad is cool! If it helps, he hasn't been a hacker since he and Papa had my big sister. Now, he helps with catching the hackers! And the building isn't going to like, eat me or something right..?"
He followed Dued1 cautiously. He really didn't want to make a whole building mad at him. If just the mention of his mom's name made it upset, he's scared of what'd happen if he got on its bad side.
"HQ? Heh- nah, it's already eaten today."
He pats the doorframe on his way in, eliciting a flicker from the lights above.
"If only our n7 could've been like yers. Would've been a real help, that talent o' his."
Dued's flames darken around the edges, though they quickly return to normal. Leading C00lk1dd through a series of spacious, well-lit hallways, they enter into a sprawling food court- the centerpiece of which, of course, being the grand-looking Builder Brothers' Pizza in the middle.
C00lk1dd is looking around in wonder, thick dino tail wagging slightly.
"Yeah, he goes on missions with my big sister Jane and used to go on missions with my mom too before she got too sick to keep doing them. Now, he sort of fills in her spot or helps her find signs of hackers since he really likes working with her."
Upon seeing the Builder Brothers, his tail starts wagging faster along with the fur on it and his hair puffing up in excitement. Then he takes a second to try and keep his tail in check so he doesn't hit anyone or anything.
"Wow! This is so cool!!"
The beginnings of a smile spark onto Dued1's face as he chuckles a bit, leading the teen into the frankly massive pizzeria. No matter how much he may hate his world's C00lkidds, this one ain't half bad. Besides, he's always had a bit of a soft spot for the lil' ones.
"Who's yer mom? Most 'yous' I've heard about only got a pa."
...Is this place bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, or..?
"Aaand here we are! Welcome to Builder Brothers' Pizza, kiddo. Whatever y'want, we've got it, guaranteed."
"Oh! Yeah I have three parents, well technically I have more because they're in a polycule but I only feel comfortable calling them my parents. So we've got my dad, 007n7, of course. Papa's name is Noli, I think he's considered important in other dimensions? And... Well, my younger sibling 2x2 came here once and learned we can't say her name without upsetting the building so I'll just describe her. She's wears green, and has wings, and is associated with Mr. Shedletsky!"
He stops trying to describe her as he get's excited again and has to take a moment to excitedly flap his hands.
"Yes!! Thank you so much sir!!"
"..."
Dued1 just...stares for a moment. That's a whole lot of big names being tossed around!
"...Huh. Well, can't say I've heard o' Shed bein' associated with anyone like that!"
He gestures at an empty booth, a menu already laid open on the table.
“Well? Don’t be shy, pick somethin’ out!”
"Uhh... What else can I describe her as..."
He thinks for a moment while he looks at the menu.
"Could I have pepperoni and mushrooms, please? And I think other universes versions of her are called the embodiment of anger..? Wait no, it was hatred! Though she's apparently an outlier because she's really nice and not evil."
"Got it! Y'got any preference for the crust?"
With a snap of Dued's fingers, he disappears in a puff of bluish smoke and reappears on the other side of a large window just above the booth, ovens roaring to life behind him.
"Well...we've got a couple gods o' anger n' hate up here, but Shed don't exactly work with 'em much. Real lone-wolf types they are, y'know?"
"Nope! I'm good with anything!"
C00lk1dd takes a moment to try and think of anything else he can use to describe her without outright saying her name...
"Uh... Her name is math?? Like a math equation thing?"
Dued1 nods and rolls out a disc of dough, his flames gently browning the edges as he kneads it into just the right shape.
"Her name is...math...hm. Sorry, kiddo, still ain't ringin' any bells. Maybe she just don't got a counterpart here? Heard that's a thing that happens sometimes."
"I guess not. It's weird that the building doesn't like her name, though. Maybes, she's just, really forgotten or something if the building knows her name but not you?"
He shrugs, he doesn't know of any other way to describe her.
"But in my world, she and Mr. Shedletsky made up Telamon, but something happened, and Telamon split into the two of them. They're basically soulmates, and my dad is dating Mr. Shedletsky too, but I don't really see him as a parent. I still respect him and listen to him, of course! I trust him and the other admins who are dating my parents too, I just don't see them as my parents, really. But mom is really great, I wish I could bring her here for some pizza, but I don't want to get her in trouble with the building. Plus, I don't want to make her feel bad from doing a lot of activity by coming here."
Please don't mind his rambling. He just really loves his parents and thinks they're all awesome.
"Woah, woah, slow down a bit, would'ja? That's a whole lot to take in, y'know?"
With a flick of Dued's fingers, the dough is sauced! He sprinkles a 'healthy' helping of cheese on top, melting it with the heat of his flames.
"In all my years, I've never met someone HQ don't like- aside from hackers, that is. Y'think she could be one o' those here?"
"Maybe? The usual version of her apparently really hates Robloxia, and the 3rd dimension apparently? Like she's a 4th dimensional being who wants to destroy the 3rd dimension. My mom is nothing like that though, so I'm just going off what I've heard my parents and the admins say. Mom herself is all glitchy, but that's due to corruption like John, but maybe in other worlds she was or is a hacker?"
"4th dimension...y'mean the Backend? Haven't heard anyone call it that in a while...interestin'. 'Destroyin' the 3rd dimension' ain't exactly too feasible of a goal, don't y'think?"
He tosses the pizza into the oven, flicking the door shut as the fires inside roar higher.
"Should be ready in a couple'a minutes. Oh- who's John? Not sure I know anyone by that name either."
"I don't think it's 4th dimension in like a coding sense. I think they meant like literal dimensions, like how we're 3D and cartoons are 2D? I'm not sure. And John is Mr. Builderman's kid! He's the oldest out of all of us kids and is my big brother. Though he's obviously not a kid, I think he's over a 1000 years old? Thinking about it hurts my brain a bit..."
"Builderman, a dad...I could see it. Surprisin' he hasn't adopted half o' HQ's staff already, really."
Dued1 chuckles.
"Yeah, best not t'think about that sorta thing. More trouble than it's ever worth. Time can be real...messy, even for us gods."
"Yeah, most of my siblings are pretty old compared to me, but I don't worry about it. I'm still young, so mom says I've got a whole life ahead of me!"
"That's right. Spend it well, will ya?"
The oven dings. Dued1 pulls the pizza out, sliding it onto a plate and dropping it on C00lkidd's table.
"Here y'go! One large pepperoni n' mushroom, as promised!"
"I will, don't worry! And thank you so much!"
He happily starts digging in, unaffected by the fact that the pizza just came out of the oven. His tail wagging happily as he eats.
If Dued1 had a visible mouth, he'd probably be grinning right now.
"Of course, kiddo. So...how'd ya get here, anyways? You portal here yourself, or..?"
He laughs awkwardly and looks off to the side sheepishly.
"Yeah, I sort of 'borrowed' the cross dimensional portal command code from my mom's gui. She lets me mess with it sometimes since she likes encouraging my interest in coding. But don't worry, I'm going to delete it after I get home. I don't want to mess up and accidently teleport myself somewhere possibly dangerous."
"Heh! Probably a good call there."
He shakes his head.
"Pizza's good, yeah? Mushrooms are from Arcadia- don't worry, they're safe as can be- but I ain't too sure about the taste."
"I think it's good! I don't know what Arcadia is, though. It must not be a thing in my world. Also, do you think I could have another pizza before I leave? I want to bring one home so my family can try it! This is really good!"
Somehow, he'd already eaten a few pieces. Granted, he was a teenager. Sometimes, teens were just bottomless pits in terms of food.
"Arcadia's the realm o' the fae. Ol' Dusek runs the place."
Dued's flames brighten, crackling happily.
"Of course y'can! Same toppin's, or y'want somethin' new?"
"Oooh, that's cool! I don't know much about the fae, other than the basic rules and a general 'don't mess with them', my mom makes sure all of us kids know that. And can it be just plain cheese? I want it to be one everyone can enjoy, so that's always the best route, ya know?"
"Ain't exactly my forte either, really. Never been much for all that magical mumbo-jumbo, y'know?"
Says the literal god...
"One plain cheese, comin' up!"
The ovens flare to life once more as he prepares the pizza with...well, I'd say it's astonishing speed, but he's the god of food and all, so it really isn't that surprising-
A red teen sneaks through a portal, gui flickering due to the stress of its "borrowed" commands. He knows 2x2 said the HQ building didn't like Ms. 1x's name, so it'd probably not like his presence. Instead, he closes his gui and strolls up in front of the front doors before yelling.
"HEEYYY, OOOOOO IM SO SCARY AND INFECTED. YOU SHOULD TEST MEEEE."
C00lk1dd is an idiot.
- @1x-the-admin
The doors burst open, azure flames licking at the air as Dued1 storms towards the teen. He...does not look happy!
"Now, what d'you think you're doin' here? You lil' 7-lings just don't learn, do ya?"
Good luck, C00lk1dd. You're probably gonna need it </3
C00lk1dd freezes, definitely not expecting this. Well, he can't back out of this now, and he really wants that pizza. Might as well just be honest like his dad always says to do. "Honesty is the best policy or whatever that saying is"
"I wanted free pizza because my dad won't buy more..? And I heard that you guys test your weird me zombies with pizza... Please don't kill me. I don't want my parents finding out, especially since my mom apparently makes your weird building upset."
He pauses and thinks for a second before leaning around Dued1 for a moment.
"Sorry building, I didn't mean that in a rude way. We just don't have living buildings back home."
The doors gently swing back and forth in a motion vaguely reminiscent of a shrug. Dued1's flames die down to a gentler simmer as he sighs, shaking his head.
"...Lemme guess. Yer from a world where you're ol' n7's kid? Never been too keen on this whole 'multi-verse' thing, but that seems t'be the default, ain't it?"
He turns around and waves C00lkidd in.
"C'mon in, I'll getcha somethin' to eat. Don't wanna panic civilians, yeah?"
"Yep! My dad is cool! If it helps, he hasn't been a hacker since he and Papa had my big sister. Now, he helps with catching the hackers! And the building isn't going to like, eat me or something right..?"
He followed Dued1 cautiously. He really didn't want to make a whole building mad at him. If just the mention of his mom's name made it upset, he's scared of what'd happen if he got on its bad side.
"HQ? Heh- nah, it's already eaten today."
He pats the doorframe on his way in, eliciting a flicker from the lights above.
"If only our n7 could've been like yers. Would've been a real help, that talent o' his."
Dued's flames darken around the edges, though they quickly return to normal. Leading C00lk1dd through a series of spacious, well-lit hallways, they enter into a sprawling food court- the centerpiece of which, of course, being the grand-looking Builder Brothers' Pizza in the middle.
C00lk1dd is looking around in wonder, thick dino tail wagging slightly.
"Yeah, he goes on missions with my big sister Jane and used to go on missions with my mom too before she got too sick to keep doing them. Now, he sort of fills in her spot or helps her find signs of hackers since he really likes working with her."
Upon seeing the Builder Brothers, his tail starts wagging faster along with the fur on it and his hair puffing up in excitement. Then he takes a second to try and keep his tail in check so he doesn't hit anyone or anything.
"Wow! This is so cool!!"
The beginnings of a smile spark onto Dued1's face as he chuckles a bit, leading the teen into the frankly massive pizzeria. No matter how much he may hate his world's C00lkidds, this one ain't half bad. Besides, he's always had a bit of a soft spot for the lil' ones.
"Who's yer mom? Most 'yous' I've heard about only got a pa."
...Is this place bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, or..?
"Aaand here we are! Welcome to Builder Brothers' Pizza, kiddo. Whatever y'want, we've got it, guaranteed."
"Oh! Yeah I have three parents, well technically I have more because they're in a polycule but I only feel comfortable calling them my parents. So we've got my dad, 007n7, of course. Papa's name is Noli, I think he's considered important in other dimensions? And... Well, my younger sibling 2x2 came here once and learned we can't say her name without upsetting the building so I'll just describe her. She's wears green, and has wings, and is associated with Mr. Shedletsky!"
He stops trying to describe her as he get's excited again and has to take a moment to excitedly flap his hands.
"Yes!! Thank you so much sir!!"
"..."
Dued1 just...stares for a moment. That's a whole lot of big names being tossed around!
"...Huh. Well, can't say I've heard o' Shed bein' associated with anyone like that!"
He gestures at an empty booth, a menu already laid open on the table.
“Well? Don’t be shy, pick somethin’ out!”
"Uhh... What else can I describe her as..."
He thinks for a moment while he looks at the menu.
"Could I have pepperoni and mushrooms, please? And I think other universes versions of her are called the embodiment of anger..? Wait no, it was hatred! Though she's apparently an outlier because she's really nice and not evil."
"Got it! Y'got any preference for the crust?"
With a snap of Dued's fingers, he disappears in a puff of bluish smoke and reappears on the other side of a large window just above the booth, ovens roaring to life behind him.
"Well...we've got a couple gods o' anger n' hate up here, but Shed don't exactly work with 'em much. Real lone-wolf types they are, y'know?"
"Nope! I'm good with anything!"
C00lk1dd takes a moment to try and think of anything else he can use to describe her without outright saying her name...
"Uh... Her name is math?? Like a math equation thing?"
Dued1 nods and rolls out a disc of dough, his flames gently browning the edges as he kneads it into just the right shape.
"Her name is...math...hm. Sorry, kiddo, still ain't ringin' any bells. Maybe she just don't got a counterpart here? Heard that's a thing that happens sometimes."
"I guess not. It's weird that the building doesn't like her name, though. Maybes, she's just, really forgotten or something if the building knows her name but not you?"
He shrugs, he doesn't know of any other way to describe her.
"But in my world, she and Mr. Shedletsky made up Telamon, but something happened, and Telamon split into the two of them. They're basically soulmates, and my dad is dating Mr. Shedletsky too, but I don't really see him as a parent. I still respect him and listen to him, of course! I trust him and the other admins who are dating my parents too, I just don't see them as my parents, really. But mom is really great, I wish I could bring her here for some pizza, but I don't want to get her in trouble with the building. Plus, I don't want to make her feel bad from doing a lot of activity by coming here."
Please don't mind his rambling. He just really loves his parents and thinks they're all awesome.
"Woah, woah, slow down a bit, would'ja? That's a whole lot to take in, y'know?"
With a flick of Dued's fingers, the dough is sauced! He sprinkles a 'healthy' helping of cheese on top, melting it with the heat of his flames.
"In all my years, I've never met someone HQ don't like- aside from hackers, that is. Y'think she could be one o' those here?"
"Maybe? The usual version of her apparently really hates Robloxia, and the 3rd dimension apparently? Like she's a 4th dimensional being who wants to destroy the 3rd dimension. My mom is nothing like that though, so I'm just going off what I've heard my parents and the admins say. Mom herself is all glitchy, but that's due to corruption like John, but maybe in other worlds she was or is a hacker?"
"4th dimension...y'mean the Backend? Haven't heard anyone call it that in a while...interestin'. 'Destroyin' the 3rd dimension' ain't exactly too feasible of a goal, don't y'think?"
He tosses the pizza into the oven, flicking the door shut as the fires inside roar higher.
"Should be ready in a couple'a minutes. Oh- who's John? Not sure I know anyone by that name either."
"I don't think it's 4th dimension in like a coding sense. I think they meant like literal dimensions, like how we're 3D and cartoons are 2D? I'm not sure. And John is Mr. Builderman's kid! He's the oldest out of all of us kids and is my big brother. Though he's obviously not a kid, I think he's over a 1000 years old? Thinking about it hurts my brain a bit..."
"Builderman, a dad...I could see it. Surprisin' he hasn't adopted half o' HQ's staff already, really."
Dued1 chuckles.
"Yeah, best not t'think about that sorta thing. More trouble than it's ever worth. Time can be real...messy, even for us gods."
"Yeah, most of my siblings are pretty old compared to me, but I don't worry about it. I'm still young, so mom says I've got a whole life ahead of me!"
"That's right. Spend it well, will ya?"
The oven dings. Dued1 pulls the pizza out, sliding it onto a plate and dropping it on C00lkidd's table.
"Here y'go! One large pepperoni n' mushroom, as promised!"
"I will, don't worry! And thank you so much!"
He happily starts digging in, unaffected by the fact that the pizza just came out of the oven. His tail wagging happily as he eats.
If Dued1 had a visible mouth, he'd probably be grinning right now.
"Of course, kiddo. So...how'd ya get here, anyways? You portal here yourself, or..?"
He laughs awkwardly and looks off to the side sheepishly.
"Yeah, I sort of 'borrowed' the cross dimensional portal command code from my mom's gui. She lets me mess with it sometimes since she likes encouraging my interest in coding. But don't worry, I'm going to delete it after I get home. I don't want to mess up and accidently teleport myself somewhere possibly dangerous."
"Heh! Probably a good call there."
He shakes his head.
"Pizza's good, yeah? Mushrooms are from Arcadia- don't worry, they're safe as can be- but I ain't too sure about the taste."
"I think it's good! I don't know what Arcadia is, though. It must not be a thing in my world. Also, do you think I could have another pizza before I leave? I want to bring one home so my family can try it! This is really good!"
Somehow, he'd already eaten a few pieces. Granted, he was a teenager. Sometimes, teens were just bottomless pits in terms of food.
"Arcadia's the realm o' the fae. Ol' Dusek runs the place."
Dued's flames brighten, crackling happily.
"Of course y'can! Same toppin's, or y'want somethin' new?"
A red teen sneaks through a portal, gui flickering due to the stress of its "borrowed" commands. He knows 2x2 said the HQ building didn't like Ms. 1x's name, so it'd probably not like his presence. Instead, he closes his gui and strolls up in front of the front doors before yelling.
"HEEYYY, OOOOOO IM SO SCARY AND INFECTED. YOU SHOULD TEST MEEEE."
C00lk1dd is an idiot.
- @1x-the-admin
The doors burst open, azure flames licking at the air as Dued1 storms towards the teen. He...does not look happy!
"Now, what d'you think you're doin' here? You lil' 7-lings just don't learn, do ya?"
Good luck, C00lk1dd. You're probably gonna need it </3
C00lk1dd freezes, definitely not expecting this. Well, he can't back out of this now, and he really wants that pizza. Might as well just be honest like his dad always says to do. "Honesty is the best policy or whatever that saying is"
"I wanted free pizza because my dad won't buy more..? And I heard that you guys test your weird me zombies with pizza... Please don't kill me. I don't want my parents finding out, especially since my mom apparently makes your weird building upset."
He pauses and thinks for a second before leaning around Dued1 for a moment.
"Sorry building, I didn't mean that in a rude way. We just don't have living buildings back home."
The doors gently swing back and forth in a motion vaguely reminiscent of a shrug. Dued1's flames die down to a gentler simmer as he sighs, shaking his head.
"...Lemme guess. Yer from a world where you're ol' n7's kid? Never been too keen on this whole 'multi-verse' thing, but that seems t'be the default, ain't it?"
He turns around and waves C00lkidd in.
"C'mon in, I'll getcha somethin' to eat. Don't wanna panic civilians, yeah?"
"Yep! My dad is cool! If it helps, he hasn't been a hacker since he and Papa had my big sister. Now, he helps with catching the hackers! And the building isn't going to like, eat me or something right..?"
He followed Dued1 cautiously. He really didn't want to make a whole building mad at him. If just the mention of his mom's name made it upset, he's scared of what'd happen if he got on its bad side.
"HQ? Heh- nah, it's already eaten today."
He pats the doorframe on his way in, eliciting a flicker from the lights above.
"If only our n7 could've been like yers. Would've been a real help, that talent o' his."
Dued's flames darken around the edges, though they quickly return to normal. Leading C00lk1dd through a series of spacious, well-lit hallways, they enter into a sprawling food court- the centerpiece of which, of course, being the grand-looking Builder Brothers' Pizza in the middle.
C00lk1dd is looking around in wonder, thick dino tail wagging slightly.
"Yeah, he goes on missions with my big sister Jane and used to go on missions with my mom too before she got too sick to keep doing them. Now, he sort of fills in her spot or helps her find signs of hackers since he really likes working with her."
Upon seeing the Builder Brothers, his tail starts wagging faster along with the fur on it and his hair puffing up in excitement. Then he takes a second to try and keep his tail in check so he doesn't hit anyone or anything.
"Wow! This is so cool!!"
The beginnings of a smile spark onto Dued1's face as he chuckles a bit, leading the teen into the frankly massive pizzeria. No matter how much he may hate his world's C00lkidds, this one ain't half bad. Besides, he's always had a bit of a soft spot for the lil' ones.
"Who's yer mom? Most 'yous' I've heard about only got a pa."
...Is this place bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, or..?
"Aaand here we are! Welcome to Builder Brothers' Pizza, kiddo. Whatever y'want, we've got it, guaranteed."
"Oh! Yeah I have three parents, well technically I have more because they're in a polycule but I only feel comfortable calling them my parents. So we've got my dad, 007n7, of course. Papa's name is Noli, I think he's considered important in other dimensions? And... Well, my younger sibling 2x2 came here once and learned we can't say her name without upsetting the building so I'll just describe her. She's wears green, and has wings, and is associated with Mr. Shedletsky!"
He stops trying to describe her as he get's excited again and has to take a moment to excitedly flap his hands.
"Yes!! Thank you so much sir!!"
"..."
Dued1 just...stares for a moment. That's a whole lot of big names being tossed around!
"...Huh. Well, can't say I've heard o' Shed bein' associated with anyone like that!"
He gestures at an empty booth, a menu already laid open on the table.
“Well? Don’t be shy, pick somethin’ out!”
"Uhh... What else can I describe her as..."
He thinks for a moment while he looks at the menu.
"Could I have pepperoni and mushrooms, please? And I think other universes versions of her are called the embodiment of anger..? Wait no, it was hatred! Though she's apparently an outlier because she's really nice and not evil."
"Got it! Y'got any preference for the crust?"
With a snap of Dued's fingers, he disappears in a puff of bluish smoke and reappears on the other side of a large window just above the booth, ovens roaring to life behind him.
"Well...we've got a couple gods o' anger n' hate up here, but Shed don't exactly work with 'em much. Real lone-wolf types they are, y'know?"
"Nope! I'm good with anything!"
C00lk1dd takes a moment to try and think of anything else he can use to describe her without outright saying her name...
"Uh... Her name is math?? Like a math equation thing?"
Dued1 nods and rolls out a disc of dough, his flames gently browning the edges as he kneads it into just the right shape.
"Her name is...math...hm. Sorry, kiddo, still ain't ringin' any bells. Maybe she just don't got a counterpart here? Heard that's a thing that happens sometimes."
"I guess not. It's weird that the building doesn't like her name, though. Maybes, she's just, really forgotten or something if the building knows her name but not you?"
He shrugs, he doesn't know of any other way to describe her.
"But in my world, she and Mr. Shedletsky made up Telamon, but something happened, and Telamon split into the two of them. They're basically soulmates, and my dad is dating Mr. Shedletsky too, but I don't really see him as a parent. I still respect him and listen to him, of course! I trust him and the other admins who are dating my parents too, I just don't see them as my parents, really. But mom is really great, I wish I could bring her here for some pizza, but I don't want to get her in trouble with the building. Plus, I don't want to make her feel bad from doing a lot of activity by coming here."
Please don't mind his rambling. He just really loves his parents and thinks they're all awesome.
"Woah, woah, slow down a bit, would'ja? That's a whole lot to take in, y'know?"
With a flick of Dued's fingers, the dough is sauced! He sprinkles a 'healthy' helping of cheese on top, melting it with the heat of his flames.
"In all my years, I've never met someone HQ don't like- aside from hackers, that is. Y'think she could be one o' those here?"
"Maybe? The usual version of her apparently really hates Robloxia, and the 3rd dimension apparently? Like she's a 4th dimensional being who wants to destroy the 3rd dimension. My mom is nothing like that though, so I'm just going off what I've heard my parents and the admins say. Mom herself is all glitchy, but that's due to corruption like John, but maybe in other worlds she was or is a hacker?"
"4th dimension...y'mean the Backend? Haven't heard anyone call it that in a while...interestin'. 'Destroyin' the 3rd dimension' ain't exactly too feasible of a goal, don't y'think?"
He tosses the pizza into the oven, flicking the door shut as the fires inside roar higher.
"Should be ready in a couple'a minutes. Oh- who's John? Not sure I know anyone by that name either."
"I don't think it's 4th dimension in like a coding sense. I think they meant like literal dimensions, like how we're 3D and cartoons are 2D? I'm not sure. And John is Mr. Builderman's kid! He's the oldest out of all of us kids and is my big brother. Though he's obviously not a kid, I think he's over a 1000 years old? Thinking about it hurts my brain a bit..."
"Builderman, a dad...I could see it. Surprisin' he hasn't adopted half o' HQ's staff already, really."
Dued1 chuckles.
"Yeah, best not t'think about that sorta thing. More trouble than it's ever worth. Time can be real...messy, even for us gods."
"Yeah, most of my siblings are pretty old compared to me, but I don't worry about it. I'm still young, so mom says I've got a whole life ahead of me!"
"That's right. Spend it well, will ya?"
The oven dings. Dued1 pulls the pizza out, sliding it onto a plate and dropping it on C00lkidd's table.
"Here y'go! One large pepperoni n' mushroom, as promised!"
"I will, don't worry! And thank you so much!"
He happily starts digging in, unaffected by the fact that the pizza just came out of the oven. His tail wagging happily as he eats.
If Dued1 had a visible mouth, he'd probably be grinning right now.
"Of course, kiddo. So...how'd ya get here, anyways? You portal here yourself, or..?"
He laughs awkwardly and looks off to the side sheepishly.
"Yeah, I sort of 'borrowed' the cross dimensional portal command code from my mom's gui. She lets me mess with it sometimes since she likes encouraging my interest in coding. But don't worry, I'm going to delete it after I get home. I don't want to mess up and accidently teleport myself somewhere possibly dangerous."
"Heh! Probably a good call there."
He shakes his head.
"Pizza's good, yeah? Mushrooms are from Arcadia- don't worry, they're safe as can be- but I ain't too sure about the taste."
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A red teen sneaks through a portal, gui flickering due to the stress of its "borrowed" commands. He knows 2x2 said the HQ building didn't like Ms. 1x's name, so it'd probably not like his presence. Instead, he closes his gui and strolls up in front of the front doors before yelling.
"HEEYYY, OOOOOO IM SO SCARY AND INFECTED. YOU SHOULD TEST MEEEE."
C00lk1dd is an idiot.
- @1x-the-admin
The doors burst open, azure flames licking at the air as Dued1 storms towards the teen. He...does not look happy!
"Now, what d'you think you're doin' here? You lil' 7-lings just don't learn, do ya?"
Good luck, C00lk1dd. You're probably gonna need it </3
C00lk1dd freezes, definitely not expecting this. Well, he can't back out of this now, and he really wants that pizza. Might as well just be honest like his dad always says to do. "Honesty is the best policy or whatever that saying is"
"I wanted free pizza because my dad won't buy more..? And I heard that you guys test your weird me zombies with pizza... Please don't kill me. I don't want my parents finding out, especially since my mom apparently makes your weird building upset."
He pauses and thinks for a second before leaning around Dued1 for a moment.
"Sorry building, I didn't mean that in a rude way. We just don't have living buildings back home."
The doors gently swing back and forth in a motion vaguely reminiscent of a shrug. Dued1's flames die down to a gentler simmer as he sighs, shaking his head.
"...Lemme guess. Yer from a world where you're ol' n7's kid? Never been too keen on this whole 'multi-verse' thing, but that seems t'be the default, ain't it?"
He turns around and waves C00lkidd in.
"C'mon in, I'll getcha somethin' to eat. Don't wanna panic civilians, yeah?"
"Yep! My dad is cool! If it helps, he hasn't been a hacker since he and Papa had my big sister. Now, he helps with catching the hackers! And the building isn't going to like, eat me or something right..?"
He followed Dued1 cautiously. He really didn't want to make a whole building mad at him. If just the mention of his mom's name made it upset, he's scared of what'd happen if he got on its bad side.
"HQ? Heh- nah, it's already eaten today."
He pats the doorframe on his way in, eliciting a flicker from the lights above.
"If only our n7 could've been like yers. Would've been a real help, that talent o' his."
Dued's flames darken around the edges, though they quickly return to normal. Leading C00lk1dd through a series of spacious, well-lit hallways, they enter into a sprawling food court- the centerpiece of which, of course, being the grand-looking Builder Brothers' Pizza in the middle.
C00lk1dd is looking around in wonder, thick dino tail wagging slightly.
"Yeah, he goes on missions with my big sister Jane and used to go on missions with my mom too before she got too sick to keep doing them. Now, he sort of fills in her spot or helps her find signs of hackers since he really likes working with her."
Upon seeing the Builder Brothers, his tail starts wagging faster along with the fur on it and his hair puffing up in excitement. Then he takes a second to try and keep his tail in check so he doesn't hit anyone or anything.
"Wow! This is so cool!!"
The beginnings of a smile spark onto Dued1's face as he chuckles a bit, leading the teen into the frankly massive pizzeria. No matter how much he may hate his world's C00lkidds, this one ain't half bad. Besides, he's always had a bit of a soft spot for the lil' ones.
"Who's yer mom? Most 'yous' I've heard about only got a pa."
...Is this place bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, or..?
"Aaand here we are! Welcome to Builder Brothers' Pizza, kiddo. Whatever y'want, we've got it, guaranteed."
"Oh! Yeah I have three parents, well technically I have more because they're in a polycule but I only feel comfortable calling them my parents. So we've got my dad, 007n7, of course. Papa's name is Noli, I think he's considered important in other dimensions? And... Well, my younger sibling 2x2 came here once and learned we can't say her name without upsetting the building so I'll just describe her. She's wears green, and has wings, and is associated with Mr. Shedletsky!"
He stops trying to describe her as he get's excited again and has to take a moment to excitedly flap his hands.
"Yes!! Thank you so much sir!!"
"..."
Dued1 just...stares for a moment. That's a whole lot of big names being tossed around!
"...Huh. Well, can't say I've heard o' Shed bein' associated with anyone like that!"
He gestures at an empty booth, a menu already laid open on the table.
“Well? Don’t be shy, pick somethin’ out!”
"Uhh... What else can I describe her as..."
He thinks for a moment while he looks at the menu.
"Could I have pepperoni and mushrooms, please? And I think other universes versions of her are called the embodiment of anger..? Wait no, it was hatred! Though she's apparently an outlier because she's really nice and not evil."
"Got it! Y'got any preference for the crust?"
With a snap of Dued's fingers, he disappears in a puff of bluish smoke and reappears on the other side of a large window just above the booth, ovens roaring to life behind him.
"Well...we've got a couple gods o' anger n' hate up here, but Shed don't exactly work with 'em much. Real lone-wolf types they are, y'know?"
"Nope! I'm good with anything!"
C00lk1dd takes a moment to try and think of anything else he can use to describe her without outright saying her name...
"Uh... Her name is math?? Like a math equation thing?"
Dued1 nods and rolls out a disc of dough, his flames gently browning the edges as he kneads it into just the right shape.
"Her name is...math...hm. Sorry, kiddo, still ain't ringin' any bells. Maybe she just don't got a counterpart here? Heard that's a thing that happens sometimes."
"I guess not. It's weird that the building doesn't like her name, though. Maybes, she's just, really forgotten or something if the building knows her name but not you?"
He shrugs, he doesn't know of any other way to describe her.
"But in my world, she and Mr. Shedletsky made up Telamon, but something happened, and Telamon split into the two of them. They're basically soulmates, and my dad is dating Mr. Shedletsky too, but I don't really see him as a parent. I still respect him and listen to him, of course! I trust him and the other admins who are dating my parents too, I just don't see them as my parents, really. But mom is really great, I wish I could bring her here for some pizza, but I don't want to get her in trouble with the building. Plus, I don't want to make her feel bad from doing a lot of activity by coming here."
Please don't mind his rambling. He just really loves his parents and thinks they're all awesome.
"Woah, woah, slow down a bit, would'ja? That's a whole lot to take in, y'know?"
With a flick of Dued's fingers, the dough is sauced! He sprinkles a 'healthy' helping of cheese on top, melting it with the heat of his flames.
"In all my years, I've never met someone HQ don't like- aside from hackers, that is. Y'think she could be one o' those here?"
"Maybe? The usual version of her apparently really hates Robloxia, and the 3rd dimension apparently? Like she's a 4th dimensional being who wants to destroy the 3rd dimension. My mom is nothing like that though, so I'm just going off what I've heard my parents and the admins say. Mom herself is all glitchy, but that's due to corruption like John, but maybe in other worlds she was or is a hacker?"
"4th dimension...y'mean the Backend? Haven't heard anyone call it that in a while...interestin'. 'Destroyin' the 3rd dimension' ain't exactly too feasible of a goal, don't y'think?"
He tosses the pizza into the oven, flicking the door shut as the fires inside roar higher.
"Should be ready in a couple'a minutes. Oh- who's John? Not sure I know anyone by that name either."
"I don't think it's 4th dimension in like a coding sense. I think they meant like literal dimensions, like how we're 3D and cartoons are 2D? I'm not sure. And John is Mr. Builderman's kid! He's the oldest out of all of us kids and is my big brother. Though he's obviously not a kid, I think he's over a 1000 years old? Thinking about it hurts my brain a bit..."
"Builderman, a dad...I could see it. Surprisin' he hasn't adopted half o' HQ's staff already, really."
Dued1 chuckles.
"Yeah, best not t'think about that sorta thing. More trouble than it's ever worth. Time can be real...messy, even for us gods."
"Yeah, most of my siblings are pretty old compared to me, but I don't worry about it. I'm still young, so mom says I've got a whole life ahead of me!"
"That's right. Spend it well, will ya?"
The oven dings. Dued1 pulls the pizza out, sliding it onto a plate and dropping it on C00lkidd's table.
"Here y'go! One large pepperoni n' mushroom, as promised!"
"I will, don't worry! And thank you so much!"
He happily starts digging in, unaffected by the fact that the pizza just came out of the oven. His tail wagging happily as he eats.
If Dued1 had a visible mouth, he'd probably be grinning right now.
"Of course, kiddo. So...how'd ya get here, anyways? You portal here yourself, or..?"
im not sure
has dusekkar taught you anything that could be related to this?
“My parents taught me about dealing with the Fae, actually. To keep me from getting myself kidnapped at the Midsummer's Festival. There actually wasn't too much he had to teach me about dealing with them, considering I knew the rules from when I was little so well I actually fell asleep while I was reciting them to him...oh, and he goes by Oberon here."
He squeezes the fabric of his tanktop and his hoodie, trying to wring them out as best he can.
....out charming the fae,maybe??
He chuckles a bit, letting go of his hair, which looks...almost slightly curly, actually.
"I'm nowhere near pretty enough to 'out-charm' anyone, let alone a Fae, even if I know my way around their contracts like another language...thanks for the thought, though."
Scripter! Y’know, I had an infopost for this guy written and ready to go, but I can’t seem to find it :/ that’s annoying
A red teen sneaks through a portal, gui flickering due to the stress of its "borrowed" commands. He knows 2x2 said the HQ building didn't like Ms. 1x's name, so it'd probably not like his presence. Instead, he closes his gui and strolls up in front of the front doors before yelling.
"HEEYYY, OOOOOO IM SO SCARY AND INFECTED. YOU SHOULD TEST MEEEE."
C00lk1dd is an idiot.
- @1x-the-admin
The doors burst open, azure flames licking at the air as Dued1 storms towards the teen. He...does not look happy!
"Now, what d'you think you're doin' here? You lil' 7-lings just don't learn, do ya?"
Good luck, C00lk1dd. You're probably gonna need it </3
C00lk1dd freezes, definitely not expecting this. Well, he can't back out of this now, and he really wants that pizza. Might as well just be honest like his dad always says to do. "Honesty is the best policy or whatever that saying is"
"I wanted free pizza because my dad won't buy more..? And I heard that you guys test your weird me zombies with pizza... Please don't kill me. I don't want my parents finding out, especially since my mom apparently makes your weird building upset."
He pauses and thinks for a second before leaning around Dued1 for a moment.
"Sorry building, I didn't mean that in a rude way. We just don't have living buildings back home."
The doors gently swing back and forth in a motion vaguely reminiscent of a shrug. Dued1's flames die down to a gentler simmer as he sighs, shaking his head.
"...Lemme guess. Yer from a world where you're ol' n7's kid? Never been too keen on this whole 'multi-verse' thing, but that seems t'be the default, ain't it?"
He turns around and waves C00lkidd in.
"C'mon in, I'll getcha somethin' to eat. Don't wanna panic civilians, yeah?"
"Yep! My dad is cool! If it helps, he hasn't been a hacker since he and Papa had my big sister. Now, he helps with catching the hackers! And the building isn't going to like, eat me or something right..?"
He followed Dued1 cautiously. He really didn't want to make a whole building mad at him. If just the mention of his mom's name made it upset, he's scared of what'd happen if he got on its bad side.
"HQ? Heh- nah, it's already eaten today."
He pats the doorframe on his way in, eliciting a flicker from the lights above.
"If only our n7 could've been like yers. Would've been a real help, that talent o' his."
Dued's flames darken around the edges, though they quickly return to normal. Leading C00lk1dd through a series of spacious, well-lit hallways, they enter into a sprawling food court- the centerpiece of which, of course, being the grand-looking Builder Brothers' Pizza in the middle.
C00lk1dd is looking around in wonder, thick dino tail wagging slightly.
"Yeah, he goes on missions with my big sister Jane and used to go on missions with my mom too before she got too sick to keep doing them. Now, he sort of fills in her spot or helps her find signs of hackers since he really likes working with her."
Upon seeing the Builder Brothers, his tail starts wagging faster along with the fur on it and his hair puffing up in excitement. Then he takes a second to try and keep his tail in check so he doesn't hit anyone or anything.
"Wow! This is so cool!!"
The beginnings of a smile spark onto Dued1's face as he chuckles a bit, leading the teen into the frankly massive pizzeria. No matter how much he may hate his world's C00lkidds, this one ain't half bad. Besides, he's always had a bit of a soft spot for the lil' ones.
"Who's yer mom? Most 'yous' I've heard about only got a pa."
...Is this place bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, or..?
"Aaand here we are! Welcome to Builder Brothers' Pizza, kiddo. Whatever y'want, we've got it, guaranteed."
"Oh! Yeah I have three parents, well technically I have more because they're in a polycule but I only feel comfortable calling them my parents. So we've got my dad, 007n7, of course. Papa's name is Noli, I think he's considered important in other dimensions? And... Well, my younger sibling 2x2 came here once and learned we can't say her name without upsetting the building so I'll just describe her. She's wears green, and has wings, and is associated with Mr. Shedletsky!"
He stops trying to describe her as he get's excited again and has to take a moment to excitedly flap his hands.
"Yes!! Thank you so much sir!!"
"..."
Dued1 just...stares for a moment. That's a whole lot of big names being tossed around!
"...Huh. Well, can't say I've heard o' Shed bein' associated with anyone like that!"
He gestures at an empty booth, a menu already laid open on the table.
“Well? Don’t be shy, pick somethin’ out!”
"Uhh... What else can I describe her as..."
He thinks for a moment while he looks at the menu.
"Could I have pepperoni and mushrooms, please? And I think other universes versions of her are called the embodiment of anger..? Wait no, it was hatred! Though she's apparently an outlier because she's really nice and not evil."
"Got it! Y'got any preference for the crust?"
With a snap of Dued's fingers, he disappears in a puff of bluish smoke and reappears on the other side of a large window just above the booth, ovens roaring to life behind him.
"Well...we've got a couple gods o' anger n' hate up here, but Shed don't exactly work with 'em much. Real lone-wolf types they are, y'know?"
"Nope! I'm good with anything!"
C00lk1dd takes a moment to try and think of anything else he can use to describe her without outright saying her name...
"Uh... Her name is math?? Like a math equation thing?"
Dued1 nods and rolls out a disc of dough, his flames gently browning the edges as he kneads it into just the right shape.
"Her name is...math...hm. Sorry, kiddo, still ain't ringin' any bells. Maybe she just don't got a counterpart here? Heard that's a thing that happens sometimes."
"I guess not. It's weird that the building doesn't like her name, though. Maybes, she's just, really forgotten or something if the building knows her name but not you?"
He shrugs, he doesn't know of any other way to describe her.
"But in my world, she and Mr. Shedletsky made up Telamon, but something happened, and Telamon split into the two of them. They're basically soulmates, and my dad is dating Mr. Shedletsky too, but I don't really see him as a parent. I still respect him and listen to him, of course! I trust him and the other admins who are dating my parents too, I just don't see them as my parents, really. But mom is really great, I wish I could bring her here for some pizza, but I don't want to get her in trouble with the building. Plus, I don't want to make her feel bad from doing a lot of activity by coming here."
Please don't mind his rambling. He just really loves his parents and thinks they're all awesome.
"Woah, woah, slow down a bit, would'ja? That's a whole lot to take in, y'know?"
With a flick of Dued's fingers, the dough is sauced! He sprinkles a 'healthy' helping of cheese on top, melting it with the heat of his flames.
"In all my years, I've never met someone HQ don't like- aside from hackers, that is. Y'think she could be one o' those here?"
"Maybe? The usual version of her apparently really hates Robloxia, and the 3rd dimension apparently? Like she's a 4th dimensional being who wants to destroy the 3rd dimension. My mom is nothing like that though, so I'm just going off what I've heard my parents and the admins say. Mom herself is all glitchy, but that's due to corruption like John, but maybe in other worlds she was or is a hacker?"
"4th dimension...y'mean the Backend? Haven't heard anyone call it that in a while...interestin'. 'Destroyin' the 3rd dimension' ain't exactly too feasible of a goal, don't y'think?"
He tosses the pizza into the oven, flicking the door shut as the fires inside roar higher.
"Should be ready in a couple'a minutes. Oh- who's John? Not sure I know anyone by that name either."
"I don't think it's 4th dimension in like a coding sense. I think they meant like literal dimensions, like how we're 3D and cartoons are 2D? I'm not sure. And John is Mr. Builderman's kid! He's the oldest out of all of us kids and is my big brother. Though he's obviously not a kid, I think he's over a 1000 years old? Thinking about it hurts my brain a bit..."
"Builderman, a dad...I could see it. Surprisin' he hasn't adopted half o' HQ's staff already, really."
Dued1 chuckles.
"Yeah, best not t'think about that sorta thing. More trouble than it's ever worth. Time can be real...messy, even for us gods."
"Yeah, most of my siblings are pretty old compared to me, but I don't worry about it. I'm still young, so mom says I've got a whole life ahead of me!"
"That's right. Spend it well, will ya?"
The oven dings. Dued1 pulls the pizza out, sliding it onto a plate and dropping it on C00lkidd's table.
"Here y'go! One large pepperoni n' mushroom, as promised!"
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uh oh Raisen how are ya gonna leave
He rubs his forehead, shaking his wings as he desperately tries to get the water off him while he wrings out his hair, smooshing it against his head as he tries to get the water out of it.
"Well, presumably I have about three days to figure that out, since after that I'll die of dehydration if I can't strike a fair deal with the Fae due to the rule against eating their food without permission, I don't really want to be enslaved or anything...and unfortunately, getting a fae to agree to that type of deal can be real tricky, given their culture. I mean, I'm pretty sure the admins wouldn't let me die, but if that's the consequence of failing the test, I suppose it's probably my fault...all else fails, I could probably try tracking down one of the portals the fae go through for the Midsummer's Festival or that the changelings use to get to and from Robloxia, it's not like I haven't been trained to fight since I was little..."
He's aware that he probably looks insane, rambling out to the open air like this as he tries and fails to get the water out of his soaked feathers. He glances around a bit, suddenly nervous about the possibility of there being people or other fae creatures around as he sits there, before pausing, blinking as he seemingly either comes into awareness or catches hold of a stray braincell like an orange cat.
"...What is my test, anyway?"
waow…, canon methinks
