pimp master hustle daddy

or what you gonna knit me real good poke out the hairs individually i aint afraid at least for my hairs sake the rest of me is probably fucked but its for a good cause

i already go hard on my back theres just no energy left for the rest you feel

to undercompensate, for my big heart

with a big heart to match

no its my sexy stubble my sensual stache i can understand you wanting me to tone it down but im too gritty for the clean shaven life im sorry rose

everyone i know is a fucking meaniepants 

this handsome fucker broke into my home looked just like me to a t but with slightly longer hair of all things to fuck up when youre tryna gank someones identity you miss your supercuts appointment anyways enjoy this picture of not me dont ask me to ask him to get a haircut because hes long gone by now took the phone too its a good thing i hacked hard with my google glass i also got his social security number but it was the exact same as mine this guy is too good