Breed Out White People

My ex girlfriend taught me a long time ago that it isn't cheating if she sleeps with BBC. And it turns out, she has a point. I was confused. I kept catching her sneaking around with Black guys and sleeping with them. I told her to stop cheating on me or I might decide to breakup our relationship.

She said it is only cheating if she sleeps with a white guy because I was a white guy. Since she isn't sleeping with another white guy it isn't technically cheating.

Yeah, I get her point but you are letting a Black man put his penis inside you. That is for me. Not for other men, Black or white.

She replied, honey, first off, a black man doesn't have a "penis" he has a cock. You have a penis dear. Second, you know that I don't let you inside me anymore, right? It has been forever since you put that thing inside me.

True, but you do let me go down on you. So see, it is mine! Not for other men.

Honey, you sound literally like such a Neanderthal caveman right now. Listen to the misogyny oozing out of your mouth. Are you seriously trying to control my body right now?! Maybe I am the one who should consider breaking up!

Wait don't get so mad my love. I am sorry. You should be sorry. And you are literally sounding low key racist right now too. It is my body my choice. You literally sound like you hate Black people. Like literally.

No! No! I am not racist. I see your point. But can you promise me to be fully committed to our relationship... promise me that you won't sleep with a white guy?

Oh.. I promise. You don't ever have to worry about that.

Ok, then. I am glad I am standing up for myself.

You sure are honey. I am proud of you. And, to be fair I will let you continue to lick me down there. That will be our little agreement and I believe in a fair relationship.

Thank you. I feel like our relationship is growing stronger.