Herbal Tea-Drinking Granola Lesbian

every single elf who sees Gimli and Legolas thinks of them as "the weird elf prince and his dwarf boyfriend" but to the dwarves they are "Gimli The Sex Symbol and his cringefail elf boyfriend"

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

she is all uncaring mouth but i'm giggling and twirling my hair over being swallowed whole

"endless swooooshhhh swoooshhh swoooshhh... oh gosh... you're so silly and you're so pretty..."

staying up late writing an essay on medea & these two lines are haunting me “my love for you was greater than my wisdom” “i understand too well the dreadful act i’m going to commit, but my judgment can’t check my anger” my god medea… the woman that you are

oh and forgot this one, “tell me how does it feel with my teeth in your heart!” i’m going feral quite literally

i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle