Hotties of MTV's "Next"

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justin thinks (let’s be honest, knows) his eyes have magic powers, thinks jerking off is a sin and LOVES the smell of car exhaust 

mike wants to be a cop, laughs hysterically when he farts, and slept with a 42-year-old when he was 18. i keep trying to do the math on this and it is challenging. 

Raj loves to sweat, hates the sound of old men coughing bc mortality is gross, and has a crush on The King from Burger King 

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“abraham made out with his ex-boyfriend in a courthouse and hates eating.”

look, all you need to know about shannon is that she is afraid of not going to Heaven. end of story. 

hi i’m brittany i don’t know how to drink out of a straw but i do know how to burp into someone’s open mouth when they’re kissing me aka i’m the total package. 

ashley pooped in a box and mailed it to her ex-boyfriend, so i pooped in a box and mailed it to my ex-boyfriend 

brad wants to live off his parents until he’s 30, loves fake boobs, and has, wait for it, cursed out Barry Bonds, not by phone, not by fax, but IN PERSON, BITCHESSSSS

kyle (aka “nugget”) loves hannah montana and cries all the time. same. 

yeah i’d prob clean my hands compulsively if i spent my free time peeing on my sleeping friends 

i love you lauren 

claims to look like heath ledger, loves He-Man, and is scared of catching worms from rare steak. yep, those are the 3 things i think of when I think “who is Matteo, really?”