I feel like at least some jocks are just autistic people with a special interest in sports.

I actually love sports articles about players who the other players describe as “so intense about stats and he can’t really have a normal conversation and he can’t read the room and he doesn’t understand a lot of our jokes and he’s really weird about fabrics, great guy, great teammate”

f1 is such a whack fandom bc why do you have thousands of people being like ~ no matter who you support, you HAVE to be happy for them ~ lmao. no i don’t . you have no idea how much hatred i am capable of holding in my heart. i’ll hate on a senior citizen . i’ll hate on a child. idgaf

“you have to be happy for hulkenberg” name me 5 hulkenberg podiums . you can’t . im tricking you

i really want to do coke with declan rice in a dirty gas station toilet after we both crash out

@ declanrice @hotgirleclerc

I will take care of u and ig declan rice can get not kicked out from our house