sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

raphinha is ancelotti's red headed step child, pedri is crucified on the cross, anthony gordon's teammates think he has leprosy, cancelo getting his goals personally cancelled by ronaldo himself, koundé's coaches running the russian sleep experiment on him as usual, lamine half dead, frenkie still side passing to this day, ferran torres,

harry kane is literally a fridge with ai functions fuck you

big head bigger forehead peanut brain

i feel like his destiny was supposed to sell cars wtf is he doing at the world cup

im the ref if anyones wondering

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god