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he sees through your SHIT REBECCA!! DON’T KID YOURSELF.
Choke - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
The audACITY APPLE TV HAS AT MAKING THIS THE BANNER. I’ll sue.
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Remember that time Ted Lasso punched baby yoda? Because I think about that constantly.
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The way they specifically decided to have the camera show Colin. Locker rooms are known for being not the safest place for gay boys. A lot of homophobic jokes, hurtful comments, etc. At this point in time the team isn’t one. It’s still thriving off of typical locker room behavior and bullying. When Ted introduces this box and says you can say anything you want anonymously to fix the locker room and then seeing Colin’s gaze. He’s the ONLY one who’s shown that’s not snickering or rolling their eyes. He looks so soft. So….. grateful honestly.
Colin. A boy who is gay or bi and isn’t out yet. Who has to endure the hurtful comments he hears on a consistent basis in the locker room. And here Ted is saying he’s going to fix the locker room. Whether or not he actually put a note in to talk about how the homophobic talk in the locker room makes him uncomfortable and is hurtful, you can’t sit there and tell me he didn’t think about it.
Picture this:
It’s one of the last episodes of Season 3 when yet another truth bomb comes out. One of them confesses their feelings for the other and when they realize it’s reciprocated Rebecca asks Ted, “how long have you felt this way?” Because they’ve wasted so much time... And Ted just replies to her, “oh, well, basically after the first eight months I knew i was a goner.” And she’s so sad at the time they could have had together, but instead just replies
“That’s a long time to wait, Ted.”
To which he grins brightly because he remembers, of course he remembers. So he responds with
“Well, I respect you didn’t hurry.”
Ted Lasso is the only man written by a man that acts like he’s been written by a woman.
And honestly I think that says a lot about who he is as a person. 🤷♀️
There's something about the similarities these two gifs have that makes me feral. It's the height difference, the matching colours of their outfits, the softness, it's everything and more.
If this doesn’t happen, I will be v disappointed because how damn perfect would that be? Just a subtle call out to it?!! If he disappoints me, I will personally fly to LA. Knock on Jason’s door. And then punch him.
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Random person: Omg Ted and Rebecca are not in love with each other. It’s purely platonic. They’re just siblings. People are so blind these days. smh. and even if they were to get together it would just be extremely lazy writing.
Me:
Okay hold the fuck up. These two characters on Friday the 13th 1991. In two separate parts of the fucking globe - not even separate parts, literally just opposite ends of the earth - both experienced a traumatic event that shaped who they are as adults now and people really fucking think they aren’t soulmates?!! How. HOWWWWWW. Literally at the same exact moment. Not just the same day. THE SAME EXACT FUCKING MOMENT. And not just the same time either, like oh it happened at 2pm in Kansas but also 2pm in London. But like LITERALLY THE. SAME. FUCKING. MOMENT. IN. TIME. And people have the audacity to say: yeah, no, you’re reading too much into this. I’m absolutely baffled.
LET. THEM. BE. FREE.
When Rebecca comes into Teds office and tells him about Sam. And he just has the softest of smiles as he says “you know boss, you’re starting to develop a habit.” And she just looks at him so confused and is like “am I?” And his face is just so so soft as he says “oh yeah. same time, same place, last year you came in here and dropped another truth bomb on me.” And she pauses and then smiles back and nods then replies “see you next year.” With the cheekiest of smiles and his face just lights tf up and he replies “can’t wait.”
AND IF THAT ISNT FORESHADOWING A LOVE CONFESSION FROM HER IN SEASON THREE I HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHAT IS AND I WILL PHYSICALLY FLING MYSELF INTO THE SUN. this has been a psa.
I’m watching the last episode right now and I only have like 10 minutes left but I just started laughing hysterically because Ted and Rebecca are talking in her office and then Sam comes in and, Ted being the gentleman that he is, gets up to leave to give them privacy and Rebecca just has this quiet voice as she says “no. Ted. Stay.” Which was close to a whimper, I would say. Anyway, not the point. - so Ted just slowly sits back down and clears his throat and says “oh… okay.” Because you know that man is going to do anything for Rebecca and she wants him there but inside he is just like “good god I do not want to be here right now and witness the heartbreak of her getting back with him.” But ya’know. He’s going to be there for Rebecca no matter what. He would move the moon for her if she asked him to 😭 but seriously just his reaction as he’s sitting down all awkwardly and then just sheepishly looking around the room has me howling 😂😂😂😂
And then after when he tells Ted he wishes it’s because it was because of his feelings for him and it’s just so so obvious he’s talking to Rebecca so after he leaves both Rebecca and Ted are just awkwardly sitting there in silence, not quite sure what to do and idk why I find that so funny but I do.
I still find this hilarious and it’s been two weeks.
Why, no I did not spend 200 dollars on ted lasso merch three days ago and wanted to buy more but didn’t because I have CONTROL. Only to lose my account and then immediately go buy another 200 dollars worth of the things I had wanted before. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
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#growth (insp.)
She went from “oh my god I want to pluck this man’s mustache hairs out one by one while he screams.”
To “oh my god I must protect him at all cost. Nothing will ever hurt him again if I have a say. He is but an innocent human that needs saving. I will murder anyone who so much as even looks at him funny.”
And I think that’s really something. 🥺
picture this:
Ted and Rebecca are in an established relationship and they go out to karaoke. Ted usually just sings oldies but this time he goes up to the stage, he’s selected a song she doesn’t recognize, and more interesting it’s newer. And then the song starts playing and it’s like hard core country. He’s going back to his roots. And before he sings he points to her and says this is for my girl. And winks.
And he just goes full on country, his accent getting a little bit thicker than normal, even his stance and body movements changing slightly, his flamboyant side coming out and then he sings:
“My girl is bangin’.
She’s so low maintenance.
Don’t need no champagne poppin’ entertainment.
Take her to Wendy’s
Can’t keep her off me.
She wanna dip me like them fries in her frosty.”
And Rebecca is just absolutely fucking floored
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She’s never seen Ted like this before.
She’s never heard the song before in her life and doesn’t understand half of the shit he’s even saying. And
Those facts he’s singing are the farthest from the truth. She is extremely high maintenance. And on top of all of that she’s turned bright red with embarrassment as the team whistles at ted and looks at her as he continues.
“But every now and then when I get paid
I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade. Ayyy! Ayyy! Ayyy! Ayyy!!”
And she just sinks down in her chair, embarrassed out of her mind. This is the man she has chosen to be with oh god. And then…. The chorus drops and somehow he’s managed to put the mic in the mic stand so he can have both of his hands free. And he starts dancing as he sings the chorus. And she just dies.
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She would be absolutely mortified, all the while thinking about how this song is not about her, or them in, the slightest. But knowing Ted didn’t do it for the lyrics specifically, but just to make her smile and happy. And while she is embarrassed beyond her god damn mind, it didn’t stop her heart from growing ten sizes that day and falling even more in love with this man than she even thought possible.
