pikachu is drowning

This ain't about him

we have to ban growth hormones for our trucks :( it’s hurting them

Remember when you were a kid and you effortlessly made art and built stuff and decorated your room, without ever thinking that a professional could do that better, that you ought to leave it to someone more competent, that maybe you should buy a finished product instead, that the end result might look shitty so you’d better not even get started? I think i’m slowly but surely re-awakening that kid in me. Repair. Reuse. Create.

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

i've been on tumblr for 8 years and all i've gotten out of it is a pavlovian fear response to the word 'valid'

I love art

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

what r they going to do just glue it back on

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy