just awful

It cuts almost as deep as Thanos leaving me.

Someone in chat just said "I'm bored" like it's my problem to make them unbored. Son, go write a book. Go run a marathon. Wank at a ninety degree angle.

You know, competition is good in the workplace. And it's also good in the sperm place.

This is my final stream, this is the end of Vinesauce as we know it. This is a thirty three year old man playing baby games and screaming.

Sorry, you're suffocating on your own scrotum.

Santa Claus is not real, and Jesus did not happen!

Um excuse me that’s where his cock is!

If Sheik isn’t retextured to look like Shaq, what justice is there in this world?

I bet someone named Tate came up with this idea.

Sometimes I forget why we have bellybuttons.

Whenever I bring up like weird shit like, let's say I'm talking about some like octopus in a game or like I'm talking about some like fucking turtle or whatever it is, you're always like, coming! Like what's going on?

I'll de-assholify him.

A sentient loaf of bread plays with an unraveled dog skin.

I'm gonna have a vomit fest live on stream. The world's first- Twitch's first vomit fest. First annual vomit fest.

You could have fun forever with this, really, you can. I'm having so much fun I wanna die.

Look at that crusty JPEG!

I don't know that's just my opinyot.