please keep off the dirigible plums

sometimes im like…..what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

For anyone who is unclear on the matter or needs to hear this: fictional characters, while awesome, are literally not real. They do not exist and therefore are not worth sending death threats and suicide bait to real people over. There are 0 exceptions to this rule.

obsessed with the concept of pinterest. like oooooh pretty pictures let me sort you into little boxes and get unrealistic amounts of joy from it

me when i reblog something which appears on my dash at around 2k notes and later see it with 20k+ notes: this is great. i made a good investment in tumblr post, something which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

Oh my god

Honestly, if you can’t be happy with 500 million dollars then maybe the problem is *you*.

I feel like I’m just “trying to get through the day,” every day. My entire life is slipping through my fingers.