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“you ship a rare pair? surely you’re starved for content?”
me: wdym i’m starved for content have you seen how they consume my brain? have you heard how every song that plays is about them?

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it
god i wish we could somehow erase all cultural preconceptions when engaging with a story so we can have aliens named shit like "fuck" bc why not. they could do that, there's plenty of human names in other languages that just happen to sound funny to english speakers. what just because this world was made with intention we can't have the same thing there? i want hyper-realism, and that means giving people funny names on purpose because in the made up world it just happened like that
WE. NEED. AN. EPISODE. WHERE. QUARK. FINDS. OUT. IN. HUMAN. HIS. NAME. MEANS. THE. ITTIEST. BITTIEST. LITTLE. THING. IN. THE. KNOWN. UNIVERSE!!!! TELL ME HE WOULDN'T GO ON A WHOLE ADVENTURE TO CHANGE HUMAN LANGUAGE BECAUSE HE'S SO OFFENDED
would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?
I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it
also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever
My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.
People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.
Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??
Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

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She then proceeded to encourage the chaos.
Redraw of my most popular art piece ever because GUYS STOP SHARING THE OLD ONE IT LOOKS BADDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm so tired of seeing it everywhere, post this one instead.
Old art from last year below ↓
Come join the Strawhats we have:
an asexual, who treats the laws of physics as suggestions;
a swordsman who loves putting things in his mouth;
the lesbian they'd both be literally lost without;
a paradoxically attractive bisexual with a girl back home;
a dude who spent 2 years literally running from his sexuality;
a literal reindeer;
hot and smart cishet autistic woman;
a trans allegory;
queer elder (with cane-sword)
someone's activist uncle.
Spot on description.
HE WAS ONLY 3 APPLES TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuz they are too precious for this world.
i loved this movie so much 😭 it was so fun for me. can u guys catch my favorite? idk if u can tell.
the boy is the light of this family's lives
anyway I LOVE THE TURTLES' DESIGNS SOSO MUCH! they are so shape <3 and somthing about raph's head makes my brain go weeeeee
CLOSE UPS UNDER CUT!

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Something that I wanted to add to Mikey's original design was his stickers. April just happened to have a few. Eridians can't see colors, so all Mikey sees are the shapes, he still likes them a lot!
I want to make more comics related to the plot of the movie (spoilers), so if you haven't seen it I recommend you do! it's really good!
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Lmao finally finished this poster design
Hopefully the posters get shipped in time wah,,,,,
struggling with humanity all by yourself, Blue?
Dear teen girls,
Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.
Stop:
Yelling at him in front of his friends
Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like
Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you
Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him
Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend
Forcing him to spend every moment with you
Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws
Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake
Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want
Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want
Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you
Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes
Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love
Physically attacking him when ever you are mad
Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to
Invading his privacy by going through his phone
Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is
If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy.
Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.
Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive.
!!!!!!!! My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.
You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.
Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.
Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go
Whole lot of grown women do this too.
Just wanna throw these in too
Being passive aggressive with him when he wants to spend time with friends or doing other things
controlling when he’s able to go out with friends
Breaking up his friendships with other girls just because you’re insecure
Making him feel like his opinions in decisions that affect the both of you are irrelevant and don’t matter
SENDING HIS NUMBER TO STRANGERS TO TEST IF HE’S LOYAL OR NOT
testing him in anyway in general without his knowledge or permission (example: catfishing! it’s manipulative and weird don’t fucking do that)
taking money/credit cards without permission to spend on things without his knowledge ( had an ex friend do this constantly to her boyfriend and she’d always condone it because “he’ll get over it” )
guilting him for hanging out with friends/family over you and making him choose between you and friends/family
telling him “you don’t love me if you *insert harmless activity he wants to do here* “
being rude or mean to him in front of others to assert dominance or power over him
downloading apps to spy on his phone activity (yes, this is a thing “”regular”” people do) or snooping on his social media to see who he’s talking to
hitting him, slapping him, punching him, shoving him. literally how do people not understand slapping your male partner is bad. people tend to find this funny in media and society and its weird. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR PARTNER WITHOUT PERMISSION.
I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. it’s fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.
and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.
if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.
Can i just add that ive seen young queer girls do this to their girlfriends. Girls can be abusers and you are right to leave.

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While I cant say that eridians solving human aging feels particularly realistic, it would be very funny. because what if the sun was dying and you shot some people to space and then 30 years later one of them sends back the cure for the sun and gave most of the credit to ALIENS and in addition to the cure for the sun the aliens also gave us a sample of couple alien metals which revolutionized material science. And you build a bunch of statues and have a scientific and cultural renaissance and eveyone celebrates the guy as the best guy ever and the aliens as the nicest neighbors ever. And another century later just when earth climate has mostly stabilized and this is sort of starting to fade into the background of our cultural consciousness the same aliens and THE SAME GUY send the cure for cancer. All cancer. And also aging. I think people would get pretty weird about the aliens and the guy.
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