HookWinked

“I feel like that would be a terribly bad move on my part, and I’m already pushing the line as it is with teasing him about Harker.”

He sighed. “...I’m not a particularly big fan of kale either.”

“I’ve eaten collard greens a grand total of one time and know that they’re absolutely disgusting. Don’t need to try it again or try other greens to know I’m probably going to have the same reaction.”

“...this is a very loaded question, and I’m not sure how to answer it.”

“...I feel like you’re trying to make me uncomfortable right now, but I’m pretty sure I could probably make this worse for you if you wanted.”

Is James teasing him? Absolutely.

“Would you prefer if I had shagged her?”

Like kissing one of my bloody sisters. She said pretty much the same thing, and that was the end of that.”

“Yes.”

“Well, considering I’ve only ever been intimate with one non-human, I’m gonna have to say her.”