Violence is usually the answer...

“You have seaweed in your hair.” 

“What do you think is down in the Abyss?” 

“Leave that poor fish alone!” 

“Your scales are looking quite exquisite today.” 

“I didn’t know you could light up like that.” 

“I never expected to, uh, catch a fish with a human face before…” 

“Now what do we have here tangled up in our lines?” 

“Never thought to find a land dweller here.”

“Um… hello down there?” 

“Are you hiding in the sand?” 

“You won’t find anything decent to eat here.” 

“Don’t be shy- come out from under the dock.”

“For being half-fish, you’re surprisingly agile on land.” 

“I’ve never met someone with an octopus lower half before!” 

“What… sort of creature are you?” 

“I’ve finally caught you.” 

“You’re really smooth!” 

“Oh, you poor thing, getting tangled up.” 

“You’re trespassing, human.” 

“I found you some coral!” 

“Look what I found!” 

“O-oh.. it’s… really dark down here…” 

“How do I get out of this cave network…?”

“This boat… will sink!” 

“Get your dry hands off me!” 

“Living in an aquarium isn’t so bad…” 

“I miss the ocean…” 

“W-where am I…?” 

                                     rules   |     mun   |    muse  

What is the cutest headcanon you have for my muse?

I bet Roadhog’s used to it.

To celebrate the launch of DDADDS, I’m going to be giving away two copies of the game to some fellow lovelies! My hope is that even if someone can’t currently afford the game, I can still help them get their hands on the best dad dating sim around.

Guidelines:

 To enter, all you have to do is reblog this post! If you’re only reblogging for boosting and/or don’t want to be entered for any reason, just say so in the tags of your post

 You must have a (free!) Steam account to enter as I’ll be gifting keys to the winners

 Not necessary to be following me, but I’d appreciate it!

 I’ll only be counting reblogs as entries- please only reblog once!

 Likes don’t count as entries but you can like the post if you want :)

 Please don’t message me asking to pick you as a winner!

A lil disclaimer: I’m not affiliated with the grumps or the Dream Daddy team at all, I decided to do this out of my own pocket

Raccoon Mama here to give you a little reminder -

Your blog / Rp Blog is something you made to have fun it’s your blog, your hobby, your enjoyment if it stops becoming fun then, you don’t really want to do it any more and that sucks!

It’s 100% okay you do things at your own pace I know it’s hard not too, but don’t feel like you need to get replies out asap go with the flow, go with what you’re feeling atm

Try to relax! Take all the time you need, reply to what you want and feel like doing at the time. Others will understand.

❀ Heyo! Give this post a reblog if you’re interested in interacting with a flower coated Frisk from the Flowerfell Verse! ❀

Be sure to give those rules a read and my muse a snuggly cuddle  -Lovingly penned by Tea

roadhog week day 1: favorite quote

Roadhog week day 1: Favorite Quote