Hello :)

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> If any of the links aren’t working please tell me, so i can fix it. Also my default for my headcannons is gender neutral, so if you would like a specific gender please specify that in your request.

> I might not write your request if it doesn’t inspire me or i don’t feel comfortable writing about it. It might also take me awhile since writing can take me anywhere from a day to a week depending so please be patient.

[what I DONT write]

> There might be more stuff i don’t write for, but just didn’t think about it before. So, if you have something your not sure if i’ll write it send me a message asking about it or just go ahead and request it and i might do it if i feel comfortable.

incest

non-con

yandere

characters under 15 if it’s romantic (with exceptions to the Dream SMP)

smut

anything to do with pregnancy

[ Shows I Write For ]

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Legend of Korra

Hunter x Hunter

Haikyuu

Ouran High School Host Club

My Hero Academia

Dream SMP (Not a show but someone suggested it. I won’t write for the actual people though, but i will write their characters)

> AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER <

< ONE SHOTS / IMAGINES

SUKI : Sokka x Reader (i’m not 100% what pronouns i used or if i used any tbh)

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> DREAM SMP <

I have specific rules for requesting the Dream SMP so please look here for them.

< HEADCANNONS

S/O THAT CAN RESURRECT PEOPLE: sapnap x gn!reader

PRISON MATES: (PLATONIC) dream x gn!reader

< ONE SHOTS / IMAGINES

Y/N NEVER DIES!: (PLATONIC) Sapnap, Dream, George x gn!reader

SLEEPY BOIS SHENANIGANS: sleepy bois x sibling!reader (gn)

PARALLELS FROM ANOTHER LIFE: sapnap x gn!reader, mason x gn!reader, james x gn!reader

A LONG AWAITED HAPPY ENDING: sapnap x gn!reader

< SERIES

THE FALL OF L’MANBERG: (PLATONIC) Dream SMP x gn!reader Completed: 1. | 2. | 3. |

THE KNIGHT’S COURT: Sapnap x gn!reader, wilbur x gn!reader ongoing: 1. | 2. | 3. | 4. | 5. | 6. | 7. | 8. | 9. | 10. | 11. |

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> HAIKYU!! <

< HEADCANNONS

HOW THEY CUDDLE: Oikawa, Bokuto, Tendō, Asahi, Hinata, Kenma (separately) x gn!Reader

THEIR FAVORITE MOVIE: Bokuto, Tsukishima, Oikawa, Akaashi, Sugawara, Ushijima, Kageyama, Iwaizumi

DOMESTIC HEADCANNONS (KARASUNO): Karasuno Boys, Coaches, Managers (separately) x gn!reader

HOW THEY CUDDLE PT. 2: Tsukishima, Sakusa, Kuroo, Osamu, Atsumu (separately) x gn!reader

YOUR RELATIONSHIP AS SONGS: Oikawa, Bokuto, Sugawara, Tendō, Yamaguchi (separately) x gn!reader

HOW THEY BREAKUP: Kageyama, Tsukishima, Bokuto, Ushijima (separately) x gn!reader

KISSING THEM IN FRONT OF THE TEAM: Hinata, Tsukishima, Tendō, Iwaizumi, Akaashi (separately) x gn!reader

HOW THEY PLAY THE SIMS: Hinata, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Atsumu, Bokuto, Lev, Kageyama,Iwaizumi, Tsukishima, Osamu, Semi, Matsukawa, Kuroo, Daichi, Kindaichi, Yamamoto, Kenma, Yamaguchi, Yaku, Ennoshita, Akaashi

CUTE INTERACTIONS (TIMESKIP): Sugawara, Kenma, Oikawa, Tsukishima x gn!reader

THEIR NICKNAME FOR YOU: Bokuto, Oikawa, Sugawara, Matsukawa (separately) x gn!reader

WHY’D YOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOUR HIGH: Terushima, Suna, Atsumu, Osamu (separately) x gn!reader

CUTE COUPLE PHOTOS: Oikawa, Matsukawa, Iwaizumi, Hanamaki (separately) x gn!reader

< SMAUS

IT’S THE WATTPAD VIBES FOR ME: Kenma x fem!reader discontinued : 0. The Plastics | 0. Kenma’s Gang | 1. | 2. | 3. | 4. | 5. | 6. | 7. | 8. | 9. | 10. | 11. | 12. | 13. | 14. | 15. | 16. | 17. | 18. | 19. |

< ONE SHOTS / IMAGINES

PLEASE STAY: Oikawa x Gn!Reader

“I LIKE YOUR VOICE”: Kenma x Gn!Reader

warnings: none

in game au, royalty au

> As soon to be ruler of their kingdom, Y/N L/N is newly appointed with knights to protect them. Y/N quickly comes to find out it’s hard to fall in love with someone you’re not supposed to especially when you’re betrothed to another.

a/n: I apologize for long wait, but it’s here now I hope you enjoy. I know that Wilbur is actually older than Technoblade, but I wanted him to be younger. Almost all of the ages are different in my head, but you can imagine it however you want.

tag list: @soggypp @vampirestrawberries @kiritokunuwu @losingvienna @tinyegg @im-fandoms-trash @00pastel-purple00

sapnap x gn!reader, wilbur x gn!reader

masterlist | part one | part twelve

You and Wilbur made it back to the castle quickly. You were pretty tired after spending the entire day touring the kingdom, but you had to eat dinner before you could go to bed. When you got inside the castle you were met by a servant ready to help you get ready for dinner.

After you were prepared for dinner you headed back to the first floor dining hall. Everyone was there except for Phil and Wilbur. You sat next to Sapnap across from Technoblade. Your seat was at the end of the right side and the two chairs left were at the ends. You assumed that’s where Wilbur and Phil would sit.

Soon Wilbur came in followed by his father and sat at their reserved seats. Not long after that the servants came in and set a meal in front of each of you along with a glass of water.

“Uh, if you don’t mind me asking, Technoblade, if you’re older why aren’t you king?,” George asked. Technoblade turned towards George, who was sitting next to him, and started talking.

“I don’t really like the government. I only stay here because of Phil,” Technoblade answered. You weren’t sure why he was calling his father by his name, but it wasn’t your place to judge.

“I don’t know why you don’t like governments , Techno. I would love to be king of L’Manberg,” Tommy said.

“Too bad you’re a child,” Technoblade said.

“I am not a child! I am a teenager,” Tommy said slightly yelling.

“And you are only 21 that’s only 2 years of not being a teenager,” Tommy said.

Tommy and Technoblade continued on starting a pointless argument. It eventually led to Technoblade saying L’Manberg wasn’t that great and Tommy standing up and yelling “L’Manberg is a great kingdom!,”.

The argument made you feel bad for George who was stuffed in between the two. Finally Phil decided to do something about his son’s pointless arguments.

“Boys! We have guests,” Phil said loudly causing Tommy and Technoblade to stop and go back to eating like everyone else.

“They’re barely guests. Y/N is about to be a part of the family, they'll have to get used to it,” Tommy grumbled as he messed around in his food.

“But they are guests now, and that is what matters,” Phil told Tommy.

Small conversations continued on. Nothing too important or long with exception to when Technoblade started talking about Greek Mythology. After dinner everyone went their separate ways, most of them going to bed. Except for Technoblade who said he was going to the library and Sapnap who said he was going to go for a walk.

Later that night you sat by your window. It led to the castle's large garden which was about five times the size of yours. a you weren’t really paying attention to the scenery until you saw Sapnap sitting on a bench by a big tree. You were confused as to what he was doing and decided to go check on him hoping he’d still be there when you got down there. Luckily he was.

“Sapnap? Are you okay?,” you asked as you entered the part of the garden Sapnap was in. Sapnap turned towards you.

“Uh, yeah I’m fine,” Sapnap said, definitely lying. Thinking back he did seem less himself at dinner, but you hadn’t really been paying a lot of attention.

“You can tell me if somethings wrong, Sapnap,” you said, going to sit on the bench next to him.

“I’m not sure I wanna talk about it,” He said.

“Okay, then. Let’s talk about something else like Tommy and Technoblade’s argument at dinner,” you said.

“That was pretty funny. Especially when Tommy stood up to yell about his love for L’Manberg,” Sapnap said, starting to smile at the memory.

“L’Manberg is pretty, but I don’t know if i’d announce my love for it at a dinner,” you said.

“It is nice here. My dad doesn’t live too far from here actually,” Sapnap said.

“I thought your dad lived in the Badlands?,” you said. From what Sapnap had previously told you his dad was a big part of the Badlands’s military.

“He does. He lives in both. More here recently though, but that might change,” Sapnap told you. You nodded in response.

“I’m really glad you, Dream, and George are here with me. I don’t know if I could do it without your support,” you told Sapnap, turning to face him.

“You don’t have to worry. I’ll always support you no matter what,” he said softly while turning to face you.

You and Sapnap stared at each other neither turning away. It wasn’t like an awkward stare like the ones you and Wilbur would make, but a comfortable one. Kinda like if you stared for too much longer you’d start laughing like you do with George or Niki.

Sapnap then began leaning in closing his eyes. You didn’t stop him, but you didn’t lean towards him either. Sapnap continued leaning in until his forehead was pressed against yours and his lips were only a inch or two away from yours.

You closed yours eyes hoping he would continue. You couldn’t fill the gap yourself, you weren’t sure why, but your body just wouldn’t let you. Sapnap then pulled back opening his eyes as you opened yours.

“I’m sorry,” Sapnap said.

“It’s okay,” you said.

I’m still accepting requests just know they won’t be answered in the next few days.

as for “The Knight’s Court” I’m about halfway done with chapter 11, but like i said i don’t have a lot of time to write. Anytime i do have time i will work on it though.

warnings: none

in game au, royalty au

> As soon to be ruler of their kingdom, Y/N L/N is newly appointed with knights to protect them. Y/N quickly comes to find out it’s hard to fall in love with someone you’re not supposed to especially when you’re betrothed to another.

a/n: I hope guys like the chapter. If you want to be added to the tag list just message me or send an ask. Thanks for reading.

tag list: @soggypp @vampirestrawberries @kiritokunuwu @losingvienna @tinyegg @im-fandoms-trash

sapnap x gn!reader, wilbur x gn!reader

masterlist | part one | part eleven

You were softly woken up by Sapnap. You looked out the carriage window, and saw that you were inside of the castle walls. The four of you all exited the carriage and began towards the main castle door. When you reached the steps you saw five men standing. They were lined up, but one of them was slightly in front of them. You assumed he was the king. He had curly brown hair and was tall like Dream.

“Your Majesty,” he said bowing slightly. You copied his movement and bowed back at him.

He was about to speak when his father started talking. “I’m the former King, Philza. This is my oldest Technoblade,” He said festering towards another tall man. Though he didn’t really look like the others mainly because of his long pink hair.

“And my youngest, Tommy,” He said pointing to the boy standing on the other side of Wilbur. He looked more like Wilbur, just blond and almost as tall.

“Then Tommy friend, Tubbo,” Philza said, finally pointing to someone who wasn’t a giant. He was pretty short especially compared to the other three and had fluffy brown hair.

“Our servants will take you to your rooms. I’m sure you are all tired from your journey,” Philza said before heading into the castle the boys following soon after. That left you, George, Sapnap, and Dream outside.

“Well that wasn’t a very warm welcome,” George said.

“It’s probably because it’s so late,” you said. The servants then led the four of you to the third floor of the castle where your rooms were. Philza was on the fifth floor and the rest of the boys were on the fourth. L’Manberg must be really big to have a castle with five floors.

The next morning a servant woke you and helped you get ready. After that they led you to the dining hall where everyone waited. Philza was at the head of the table.,Technoblade, Tommy, Wilbur, and Tubbo were all on one side while Sapnap, George, and Dream were on the other. You sat across from Wilbur which was next to George.

No one had started eating until you had gotten there, but the silence that was already there didn’t disappear. It was only awkward for you, Dream, George, and Sapnap since most breakfasts weren’t quite like this.

“Y/N, I was wondering if I could take you out and tour you around L’Manberg?,” Wilbur asked.

“Uh, Sure,” you said. You couldn’t exactly say no. That would be rude and plus you had to get to know your fiancé eventually.

“Great meet me at the gates after breakfast?,” Wilbur asked. You just nodded and continued eating. Once breakfast was over you met Wilbur by the castle gates.

“Your Majesty,” Wilbur said before taking your hand and kissing it softly. You smiled slightly. No one had ever done that before or anything like that. Instead of letting your hand fall back to your side he grabbed in and laced his fingers between yours. Just as you were about to leave Sapnap came to the gates.

You let go of Wilbur’s hands which was noticed by both Wilbur and Sapnap. Sapnap was more worried about how you were holding his hand and Wilbur was worried about why you let go.

“Are you sure you don’t need me and Dream to come with. We are supposed to follow Y/N around,” Sapnap said, mostly talking to Wilbur and not you.

“We’ll be fine. I doubt anything will happen and if so i can protect them,” Wilbur told Sapnap. Sapnap frowned for a moment before nodding.

“Have a good trip then,” Sapnap said before turning and walking back to the castle.

You and Wilbur then went on your way following the path into the town. Wilbur was good at giving tours. He knew a lot about the places and he had a nice voice.

“There’s the bee dome. It’s Tubbo’s favorite part of L’Manberg,” Wilbur explained as you reached the large glass dome.

“Isn’t it unsafe to have a dome filled with bees. What if someone gets stung?,” You asked.

“The bees won’t mess with you if you don’t mess with them,” Wilbur said. The tour continued. It was a lot of houses which meant there must be a lot of citizens though you didn’t see many out.

Wilbur then led you to a hill where you could get a view of the entirety of L'Manberg, even the castle which at this moment seemed very small. “It’s very pretty,” You said.

“It is,” Wilbur nodded. You sat down on the hill and looked at the kingdom below you. Wilbur sat next to you, but he didn’t look forward like you.

“May I ask you something, and I understand if you don’t want to answer? Wilbur asked.

“Uh, sure,” You replied. You were slightly worried he would ask about how you felt about the wedding. If he did you weren’t sure how you would answer.

“Is something going on between you and that knight, uh, Sapnap I believe?,” Wilbur asked. You turned to him confused. This wasn’t the first time you were asked this. First it was Niki and George, and now someone you’ve only known for less than a day.

“No,” you answered. At least that’s what you wanted to believe was true.

“Are you sure?,” Wilbur asked again. He seemed upset at the thought of you liking someone else. Though you’ve only known him for a short while you weren’t sure if you knew him well enough to read him. You nodded confirming your answer.

warnings: none

in game au, royalty au

> As soon to be ruler of their kingdom, Y/N L/N is newly appointed with knights to protect them. Y/N quickly comes to find out it’s hard to fall in love with someone you’re not supposed to especially when you’re betrothed to another.

a/n: i lowkey rlly like this chapter and am really excited to be able to right for the sleepy bois + tubbo (and maybe a little bad no promises tho). Anyways if you want to be added to the tag list just message me or send an ask.

tag list: @soggypp @vampirestrawberries @kiritokunuwu @losingvienna

sapnap x gn!reader, wilbur x reader (soon)

masterlist | part one | part ten

You walked downstairs to George’s room and knocked lightly on the door. He answered almost immediately and let you in. “I’m getting married,” you told him sitting on his bed.

“What?,” he asked.

‘My dad had a meeting with L’Manbergs king, and former king, and decided after my coronation we would marry and our kingdoms would unite,” you explained falling back onto George’s bed so you were laying down. “Apparently L’Manberg is tired of trying to conquer the Dream SMP, and decided to expand east,” you said. George went to lay down next to you.

“So, that’s who those two were that arrived shortly after you left,” George said.

“Tomorrow morning I have to go to L’Manberg for two days. My dad said you could come,” you said turning your head to George at the last bit.

“Because me being there will fix the fact that you’re being forced to marry some guy you don’t know,” Geroge said sarcastically.

“I can’t believe my only relationship will be with someone I don’t know,” you said quietly.

“At least you don’t love someone else so it’ll be easier I guess,” George said.

“Yeah, I guess,” you responded.

The next morning arrived quickly. You had fallen asleep in George’s room. You quickly got up and then began to get ready for your leave. Once you were done, you went downstairs for breakfast. Your father, George, Sapnap, and Dream were already there. You took a seat next to George across from Sapnap.

‘The four of you will be taking a carriage which will be arriving soon,” your father said to the four of you. You nodded and began to eat your breakfast.

The carriage wasn’t too big, but big enough to fit all four of you. The servants had already prepared your things, so it was time to leave. The four of you got in the carriage. George sat next to Dream and you sat next to Sapnap. You were going to be in the carriage all day and would arrive in L’Manberg during the beginning of the night.

The conversations that would occur were either brought up by George or Dream. You knew why you weren’t really talking, but you didn’t know why Sapnap wasn’t. Ever since the carriage started moving he started looking out the window.

The scenery wasn’t even that pretty; it was mostly trees and would be trees until you got closer to L’Manberg. Which would be for a while since you had only left a couple hours ago. You knew it would end up being a boring journey, so you brought a book you had recently bought. It was about a boy caught between destiny and the love of his life. The book was just long enough that you could read for the next few hours.

Hours passed and you were close to finished with your book. The carriage had finally exited the woods meaning L’Manberg was only two hours away. The sun had set an hour and half ago and you were starting to feel drowsy. You closed your book placing a dried flower in between the pages to hold your place. You didn’t want to fall asleep in the middle of reading.

You were so engrossed in your book to notice Dream and George had fallen asleep making you and Sapnap the only ones awake. He was still looking out the window.

“Have you been doing that the entire way?,” you asked, catching his attention and making him turn your way.

“Doing what?,” he asked. He seemed tired too which wasn’t surprising.

“Looking out the window. I don’t think the scenery is that interesting,” you said. Usually you’d like looking at scenery, but there wasn’t anything particularly interesting about the land.

“I’ve mostly been thinking,” he said. “About?,” you asked.

“Nothing important,” he answered. He looked at you for a second seemingly about to say something, but he never did.

The two of you spent the next few minutes sitting in silence each of you getting tired. Eventually your drowsiness got the best of you and you began to fall asleep. When you finally were completely asleep your head fell to you right landing on Sapnap’s shoulder.

warnings: none

in game au, royalty au

> As soon to be ruler of their kingdom, Y/N L/N is newly appointed with knights to protect them. Y/N quickly comes to find out it’s hard to fall in love with someone you’re not supposed to especially when you’re betrothed to another.

a/n: since i took a while to update i’ll be posting the next part tomorrow. if you want to be added to the tag list just message me or send an ask.

Sapnap x gn!reader, Wilbur x gn!reader (soon)

taglist: @soggypp @vampirestrawberries @kiritokunuwu @losingvienna

masterlist | part one | part nine

“What?,’ Sapnap asked, clearly confused. Which was fair since the statement came completely out of the blue. 

“Teach me to fight. It might be my anxiety talking, but from what you told me these other kingdoms are no joke, and I don’t want to be left defenseless,” you explained. 

“Okay, I get that, and maybe another time because like I said it’s getting late soon. Like tomorrow, is tomorrow okay?,” Sapnap said. He was right if the two of you didn’t start back now it would be dark when you got back. You nodded and agreed you would come back the next morning. 

You gathered everything you had brought and began for the castle. The walk was quiet at first which gave you time to think. You had only had the knights for around a week now, and yet they were now considered close friends. While thinking you realized this was the first time you and Sapnap had been alone. Well, second if you count the minute interaction at the lake. If you were talking to Niki and George they would definitely count it, but to you that wasn’t anything. 

The sun began to set as you and Sapnap entered the gates of the castle. You were surprised to see your father waiting at the front door. He knew you two would likely come back late, so why would he be waiting up. “Dad?,” you said reaching the steps. 

‘Y/N, we need to talk. Sapnap you’re dismissed,” your father said. Sapnap nodded and went into the castle. “Let’s head to my office,” your father said once the door closed behind Sapnap. You nodded and followed your dad up to the second floor. Your father entered the room first and went to sit in his chair. You quietly followed and sat in one of the two chairs that sat in front of his desk. 

“What is it?,” you asked. You didn’t want to make assumptions that it was something bad, but your father seemed serious about the topic. He never brought you to his office to talk about things, even when he told you about Sapnap and Dream. 

“Today, while you were gone, I had a meeting with L’Manberg’s king, and former king. They left shortly before you and Sapnap came back,” your father said. You sat quietly waiting for him to continue and get to his point. When he mentioned the king you began to worry if it meant war. 

“We talked a lot, mostly about L’Manberg wanting to expand. They want to stop trying to conquer the Dream SMP and go in the other direction. Which happens to be where our kingdom resides,” your father said. His serious tone never waivered which only made you more anxious. 

“Are we going to war? What’s going to happen?,” you asked. 

“No, we managed to come to a solution. Their king, Wilbur, is of age to marry, so after your coronation the two of you will have a wedding, and our kingdoms will become one,” your father said. You hadn’t managed to put out a physical  response yet, but on the inside you were going crazy. 

You were going to marry someone you didn’t know and didn’t love to stop them from conquering your kingdom, but even then you would join kingdoms. When you were little your father said he would never make you betrothed to someone you didn’t love, but you couldn’t exactly object now with the consequences that could occur. 

“When will I meet him,” you said. You decided you would swallow all your complaints for the better of your country. That’s what was best after all. 

“Tomorrow morning you and the knights will head off to L”Manberg. It’ll take a day so you’ll arrive some time that night, and you will stay for two days after that.. You can bring George if you like,” your father said, changing his serious expression to an empathetic one. 

“Ok,” you said. You then went to get up and leave. “Can you tell Dream and Sapnap to come here. I need to speak with them too,” your father said. You nodded and exited the room. Sapnap. You had forgotten about him. You didn’t really have anything going on, so it didn’t really affect anything. Right?

You found the two boys in the dining room and sent them to your father’s office, and headed to your room. You definitely needed time to process everything, and then talk to George. You were leaving tomorrow morning which didn’t give you much time to prepare. You pulled out a suitcase from your closet and began packing. You would usually have your servants do it, but decided against it hoping it would help you focus your thoughts and emotions. 

Warning: none

in game au, royalty au

> As soon to be ruler of their kingdom, Y/N L/N is newly appointed with knights to protect them. Y/N quickly comes to find out it’s hard to fall in love with someone you’re not supposed to especially when you’re betrothed to another.

a/n: i have a tag list now so if you want to be added just message me or send an ask. I was looking over my plans for the story and realized that it’s kinda slow burn which i didn’t mean to do, but oh well who doesn’t love slow burn? This chapter is a little less important ngl, but the next chapter will be very important to relationship development. 

Sapnap x gn!reader, Wilbur x gn!reader ( later on )

tag list: @kiritokunuwu @losingvienna

masterlist | part one | part eight

 A few days had passed since the day at the lake which meant you and Sapnap would be meeting there again today. You planned on leaving after lunch, so once it was done you met Sapnap at the door. The two of you were leaving Dream behind which according to George was “suspicious”, but even if you did bring Dream all he would do was stand on the sidelines.

 You knew by the time you got back it would be almost dark, but that was hours ahead, so you weren’t worried yet. When you got there you started to set up the small chess board you had brought. The plan was to play chess while Sapnap told you about the other kingdoms, but more specifically L’Manberg. According to Sapnap, there were only three other kingdoms nearby, but one of them was practically a part of L’Manberg.

 You were glad he knew a lot about the other kingdoms because up until recently you hadn’t really known anything outside of your kingdom. You hadn’t really realized you were so sheltered from other places.

 Sapnap already knew the basics of chess, so you were really just helping him practice. He, however, was giving you a full history lesson. You wanted to learn a lot about the other kingdoms considering you had only really heard of their names. 

You and Sapnap were sitting on a small blanket with a chess board in between the two of you. You were playing as the white pieces and Sapnap as the black so he could go second. “I’ll talk about the Badlands first since it’s the smallest,” Sapnap said. 

You nodded in response and moved your first chess piece. "The purpose of the Badlands was to sit back and watch the conflict between L’Manberg and the Dream SMP, and then swoop in and conquer when the time was right. It didn’t work because the kingdom is small, but they do have a pretty strong military. Especially for how small they are,” Sapnap explained as he made his move on the board. 

“I don’t think you’d ever have to worry about them,” Sapnap said. You were mainly planning on listening and only speaking up if you had a question. Same would go with Sapnap in regards to the chess game.

 “Then there is the Dream SMP where me and Dream are from. The kingdom’s not too small, but it’s not as big as L’Manberg. It’s pretty protected especially because of its conflict with L’Manberg. The king, Eret, hired a lot of knights,” Sapnap continued on.

 “Then shouldn’t you and Dream be home protecting your kingdom?,” you asked.

 “We were, but, uh, your dad and the king go way back and asked for some knights. Then king Eret sent us,” Sapnap answered you. 

You hadn’t realized your dad knew the other ones. You had assumed he was just as out of the loop as you were. Which you are now realizing is stupid since he’s the king. Now you were glad you were learning this now instead of all of it being plummeted on you at once. 

“Anyways, the Dream SMP have had a lot of conflicts with L’Manberg. They were supposedly fixed a couple years ago, but with the new king people are starting to worry,” Sapnap continued on.

 “Let’s move on. L’manberg is really big and always has had issues with wanting more land. Their old king, Philza spent a lot of his reign trying to conquer the Dream SMP, but didn’t work. Now Philza’s son, Wilbur, is king. It was supposed to be Technoblade, Philza’s other son, but he refused because he's an anarchist who isn’t really an anarchist, but says he is. It’s complicated and not important though,” Sapnap explained.

 Sapnap then continued to talk about L’Manberg. It had a large and strong military and very loyal subjects, so being in a war with them would not only be dangerous, but also expensive. He even mentioned Philza’s other son, Tommy, who was apart of said military. He isn't the strongest, but definitely not the weakest. There was also another member who wasn’t really a member, but was always around them. His name is Tubbo and there are rumors that Philza adopted him, but no ones sure. 

This whole day was making you realize you were not prepared for anything. You just learned about the other kingdoms, but that barely made you more prepared. What if you got into one of those situations where you had to fight someone like in the books you read. Sure it seemed unrealistic, but you didn’t know how to fight.

 “It’s getting late soon. We should head back,” Sapnap said, breaking you out of your thoughts. The two of you hadn’t even finished the chess game, but to be fair you stopped playing awhile ago. 

 “Wait,” you said watching sapnap stand up from the blanket. 

Prison Mates

warnings: mentions of manipulation, but nothing specific. Overall more humorous than angsty or sad.

in game au

PLATONIC! dream x gn!reader

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You went to visit Dream at the prison shortly after he was imprisoned just to make fun of him.

The problem occurred when there was a malfunction in the prison and Sam had to keep you in the cell. And since you signed the contract you could be stuck in there for up to a week.

“Sam! Sam! Don’t leave me stuck in here with him!,” you yelled.

“He’s busy fixing the problem which means your stuck with me,” Dream said sitting in his sad corner while eating a raw potato.

“Oh, my god. This is my karma for siding with Schlatt in the Manberg vs. Pogtopia war,” you sighed.

“Oh, come on. It’s not that bad,” Dream said.

“This is hell,” you said mostly to yourself.

Dream spends the first day trying to convince you that’s it’s not that bad. Mostly by talking about how there are potatoes and books.

“Sure the potatoes are raw, but if you put them close enough to the lava they’ll get a little soft,”

“This is the saddest situation I’ve ever been in” is how you responded to that.

Dream somehow convinced you to pass the time by playing hot potato, but somehow the potato was still cold even though the small room is surrounded by lava.

Dream lowkey tries to manipulate you into thinking he’s sad and that you should feel bad for him. It ends up not working because seeing him armor-less, mask-less, and holding a raw potato is only sad in a funny way not in “i’m gonna feel bad for you” way.

After about two days you give up trying to ignore Dream, and resort to making fun of him because it’s the only way you’ll keep your sanity. 

You also decided to hoard all the potatoes which really upsets Dream, but what is he gonna do cry in the corner?

Overall the experience is both annoying and boring because Dream never shuts up and there isn’t anything to do. You don’t even know how long you’ve been in there because Dream burned the clock.